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[Neoskel]

A safe wishes it can fly. It can but only for a minute. Unfortunately it loses to ability to fly about 2 feet above your head.

I wish for Toady to get a medal.

[muwahahaha]

Granted, all your wordly possesions, including your left upper arm and spleen, are made into a grand *Medal* for Toady. Everyone revels in the beauty and glory of it, but you never get to see it.

I wish for 1337.

[Jualin]

Granted. The clocks rewind and time does a double take, dropping you in the year 1337. This, however, due to Murphy's Law you end up appearing in the local leader's bed, with his wife nearby sleeping, and him just a few seconds away from the room, coming to say goodnight to the love of his life. A lit cigarette also appears between your lips for some reason.

I wish for a small wooden twig, two centimeters across, and slightly damp due to recent rain. It is uncontaminated by any toxic compounds, it plays host to no pests, lethal or otherwise, and it is weak enough to be broken by a human eyeball. It is not radioactive and it glows naturally like a firefly. In one year it will fly into the sun and burn up, even if it has been broken into many pieces.

[Zako]

Granted, just remember, its only a twig and you could have used your wish for something more valuable. Its gone in a year too.

I wish I owned a mansion.

[Nilocy]

Granted. The mansion is for mice. So its reaaaly small.

I wish I was king of the world!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But the burdens of going from state function to state function, trying to make small talk with fawning diplomats, quickly gets old. And you're just a figurehead anyway, the real power lies with the Prime Minister of the world. Tough cookie, your Highness.

I wish I could wiggle my nose and ears, together or separately.

[Owie]

Granted. Pick them up off the floor and wiggle them all you want!

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Katsuun]

Granted, but you have now broken the forums by creating a paradox.

I wish that the next wish is pushed back two wishes.

[Nilocy]

Granted. (We're not going back to that) So it doesn't happen.

I wish for a red sports car made of gold.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. You get a humongous racing red road-train made of gold. When you first take it out on the road, a teenage hotshot in a white sportscar makes you crash it into an oil refinery and it melts in the resulting fire. Additionally, the gold turns out to be stolen.

I wish for that white sportscar.

[Zako]

Granted, what you don't know however is that it was stolen too.

I wish that I could control the legal system.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, you are able to control the legal system of Madagascar. A bonobo uprising topples your government and replaces all of you with banana trees.

I wish my dwarves wouldn't ALL go see what's going on with the cave crocodile in the basement :/

[Zako]

Granted, they go see the GCS feeding instead.

I wish that you would get back to writing in your zombie threat instead of being a douchtard like you said. Were all anxious for an update!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted.

"Rocks fall. Everyone dies"

I wish for tree fiddy.

[Reasonableman]

Granted, but being a Loch Ness Monsta, you cannot of course spend it anywhere without attracting massive media attention.

I wish for a glorious land of lollipop people and gumdrop animals and sexually attractive plant life.