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[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You become the mindless, all-powerful mass of phlebotinum power that grants heroes their powers in the plot.

You become the MacGuffin Girl.

I wish I was a dubstep.

[Devling]

Step, and now your gone forever.
Sucks being a single beat in a song.

I wish I had a better computer.

[Lagslayer]

Granted. The CIA shows up at your house, inquiring about the missing NASA supercomputer, and why you are suddenly using 500 times your normal power.

I wish I was a mad scientist.

[JackOSpades]

granted you are a scientist whose government funding has just been cut, boy are you ever mad about that.


I wish i had sharks with frikkin Lasers on their heads...

[Hanslanda]

Granted, but your ability to swim is revoked and you are in a large pool with them.

I wish I was a silicon based entity.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You can no longer gain nutrition from carbon based food, and therefore you cannot breathe oxygen.

I wish ear worms were easy to get rid of if you wanted them gone.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, earworms are easily replaced by other more powerful earworms.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.. Thanks for reminding me, Blizzlord.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. You get the song, and also all of the rest of your mind, out of your head. Good job breaking it, Vegetable.

I wish for less Stercus Interruptus.

[Techhead]

Spoiler: Granted. (click to show/hide)

I wish for a covered wagon and Nathan Fillion in a pretty little bonnet.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. There are angry indians all around you, and you forgot your guns in your other wagon.

I wish I was King Arthur.

[Taricus]

Granted. There are angry indians all around you, and you forgot your guns in your other wagon.

I wish I was King Arthur.

Granted. The blue team stole all your gold

I wish I was an AI

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. You are an Antimatter Incinerator.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Corai]

You are a magikarp.


I wish racism would go away. (Corrupt that, try it.)

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted, but it comes back stronger than ever.

I wish a trainer would go through the trouble to evolve me.

[Blizzlord]

For inexplicable reasons, your stat growths are unusually low. Also, he gives you tons of bad TM's and HM's.

I wish for a steampunk reality.