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[lopocozo]

Granted, his update says that he is going on a vacation to africa for a year, in a region with no wireless.

I wish I was a wizard.

[SoHowAreYou]

Have fun at the IT department tech Wizard

I wish I could come up with wittier responses.

[misko27]

Granted, But you forget them immediately afterward.

I wish I had a invisibility cloak. That didn't tear,or age.

[lopocozo]

Granted, you are invisible only when nobody is looking at you.

I wish I had an amazing cake.

[Argonnek]

Granted. You now own a visually stunning cake made of raw fish, lima beans (also raw), and flavorless fake whipped cream.

I wish I had a trench coat.

[adasdad]

granted. you are now a flasher.



I wish  that I had very good luck.

[Devling]

Your luck is so good you don't have to work for anything ever again!
You become a total prick!

I wish to fly a giant watermelon.

[Argonnek]

Granted. A hack mechanic creates an airplane that is prone to explosive failure and calls it the "Watermelon." For reasons unknown, you copy this design but build it several times larger. It explodes on its maiden voyage with you inside.

I wish I could speak quickly and still be understood.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You sound awful in any case.

I wish for a bland mix of blandness.

[alamoes]

*Wish granted* Here is your bland mix of blandness.  It is so bland, that it is bland.  Huh!  Who knew that something would possibly be so bland.  You are struck down crossing the road while contemplating your bland mix of blandness so you could never use it. 

I wish I knew what he was going to do with that stuff. 

[Lagslayer]

Granted, but it's so boring that you fall asleep while he is explaining it. He walks away, angry. A drunk homeless guy walks up and urinates on you in broad daylight. You return to bay12 to find your account has been vandalized and you have been permabanned.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Techhead]

Granted. You now have knowledge of an incorruptible wish. Maybe you should have used your one wish on that one instead. Too bad you didn't know it at the time.

I wish Kai (Vindictus) wasn't so OP.

[Donuts]

Granted. He is now completely, totally, underpowered. Then he gets buffed to high hell again because of complaints.

I wish for nuclear pie to give my neighbor.

[Sprin]

your neighbor was part of a bomb squad for 15 years and dicarmed the nuke pie.
I WISH I WAS A GOD!!! Or at the very least a super hero.

[Donuts]

Granted, your superpowers are to spawn flowers on your head.

I wish for mars to crash into russia