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Devling

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11250 on: July 16, 2012, 02:21:15 pm »

HAHAHAHAHAHA

EVERYBODY DIES

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(also yeah grimgrams!)

I wish upon a star!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11251 on: July 16, 2012, 02:34:14 pm »

the star you are upon incinerates you before you finish your wish.

I wish that the quality of my little mpony: friendship is magic will NEVER degrade at all.
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Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11252 on: July 16, 2012, 02:48:50 pm »

Granted. The haters just get more zealous.

I wish I was good at playing nethack.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11253 on: July 16, 2012, 04:34:01 pm »

Granted, but being "Good" only gets you to level 5.

I wish I was made of caramel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11254 on: July 16, 2012, 05:07:53 pm »

Granted. you get some chicken that was cooked three weeks ago, then left out on the counter until today. Enjoy.

I wish for a life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11255 on: July 16, 2012, 05:13:43 pm »

Granted. Your new identity is Urist McLyemaker.

I wish the best wish ever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11256 on: July 16, 2012, 08:29:30 pm »

Granted, you are now a black hole, the best thing ever.

I wish for the curry stains in the fridge to get rid of themselves.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11257 on: July 16, 2012, 11:52:18 pm »

Granted. The stains are converted to anti-matter. There goes the neighborhood.

I wish to ride Lord Monochromicorn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11258 on: July 17, 2012, 03:29:35 am »

Granted. You never return from your trip into a black hole.

O how I wish to gain knowledge of maths.
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Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11259 on: July 17, 2012, 04:06:42 am »

Granted. You now know what happens when you divide by 0.
Your brain just imploded didn't it?

I wish for a wand of wishing in real life, whatever that "real life" thing is anyway.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11260 on: July 17, 2012, 07:47:20 am »

w - wand of nothing (0:0)

I wish for Vector to come back and make math videos. :c
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11261 on: July 17, 2012, 08:41:27 am »

Granted. However on the first video you notice a division by zero, which makes your head explode.

I wish I had money so I could buy games on Steam.
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SoHowAreYou

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11262 on: July 17, 2012, 08:46:43 am »

Granted but you forget to read descriptions.
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I wish I was an Orca whale that was sentient and psionic and that I led all Orcas and Humans to Accession
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11263 on: July 17, 2012, 08:56:03 am »

Granted. Now you are an Orca whale on the deck of some sort of whaling ship, and are skewered by a couple of harpoons.


Instead of waiting for a few more days, I wish I could have that bottle of papercraft glue right now.

EDIT: Delicious, delicious grammar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11264 on: July 17, 2012, 09:05:37 am »

Granted it is dry.

I wish for *launches in to song about Ebbor updating space race.
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