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[adasdad]

you do. it's a bad one, so bad that everyone hates you and you get banned from the internet for life.

I wish i can beta test half-life 3.

[X-03]

Granted. Gordon Freeman has been replaced by He-Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI , and the Combine are all bunnies, though. Valve really changed a lot since you last checked.

I wish for an anti-matter bomb that is unable to malfunction and guarded by several anti-matter cannons also unable to malfunction in case terrorists try to steal it. Good luck corrupting!

[Lagslayer]

Granted, but unfortunately for you, your guards ARE terrorists. And your engineers. You really should have screened your applicants better, considering they are building, maintaining, and guarding your superweapons.

I wish for bread-vision.

[Techhead]

Breaded. Everybread now looks like bread to you. Even bread and bread. Also, your Bread Fortress breadset looks like 256 identical pictures of bread. Also, bread.

I wish for an inflatable pony.

[Devling]

Oh, look how cu-
oh he's popped.

I wish for some tea and delicious crumpets.

[Nospherat]

Granted, but someone throws your tea in the Boston Harbor before you can drink it.

I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse! There are some people here who need a bit of Z in their lives. 

[X-03]

Granted, have fun with your new copy of Dead Rising 2: Off The Record!

I wish that I could be a demon. Any awesome situation, even getting imprisoned, or actually getting it granted, is too awesome to be a corruption. Good luck! :3

[Nospherat]

Congratulations, you are now a Ancistroidini Skipper Butterfly, commonly known as the Demon Butterfly.
Flap flap.

Well, if my zombie invasion did not work, I wish for a Triffid Invasion.

[jaxy15]

Granted. They get cooked by dwarves. It's obvious they are ELF PLANTS!

I wish for a better imagination.

[X-03]

Granted. Your imagination is now marginally better when it comes to thinking of things to do with Nyan Cat.

I wish for AWESOME CODING SKILLS when it comes to making AWESOME GAMES!

[Blizzlord]

Granted. EA is now your publisher.

I wish for an inter dimensional gateway.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Granted, but the power necessary to activate it is five thousand times the amount currently produced by the entire world in a year.

I wish dragons lived in reality, and had the mentality of peace and intelligence attributed by the Chinese tradition.

[adasdad]

granted. humans attack them, and they wipe us out in return.


I wish that i could see octarine.

[bukitodinos]

your mind IMPLODES from glory

i wish for a sliver of humanity.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get a piece of human flesh.

I wish for new wool socks.