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[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. Unfortunately, God doesn't like that. I wish that my Finals were over with, I passed, and I became el Presidente.

[Dunamisdeos]

You become El Presidente of a small, third world dictatorship. Your people rebel and place your head on a spike.

I wish I was purple.

[sayaks]

Granted, you were purple, but now you're cyan.

I wish i could do anything i wanted to! Even fly to the moon and survive!

[Pokon]

Granted, you were purple, but now you're cyan.

I wish i could do anything i wanted to! Even fly to the moon and survive!

Sadly, you soon find out that doing everything you would ever want to do gets rather depressing after a while, because you get bored and have nothing to look forword to.

I wish I had control over the minds of every major goverment leader in th world.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You can only make them do worse things.

I wish for a magic lamp, with a genie who would grant me three wishes.

[Rose]

Granted, you have control over nothing. *ZING*

Granted, you have a lamp that can glow with no oil. And you have a genie that would grant you wishes, but he doesn't feel like it.

I wish I knew when my boss were going to come back.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. The hype and stress made your nerves catch on fire, and now you are in the hospital.

I wish reality was as silly as cartoons portrayed it.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You regret your choice when you abused physics far too many times by crossing that wide chasm.

I wish for more skill in mathemancy!

[adasdad]

mathemancy: the ability to predict events based on numbers. you try to set up a private fortune telling thing, but realize you can't because you suck at mathematics, which is required to get thr numbers used for mathemancy.



I wish nintendo would relinquish the rights to all their franchises, so all those great games like zelda and pokemon can have the hardware they deserve.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. Philips buys them, here comes Philip CD-i 2.

I wish that people on this forum would post at times that coordinate with my schedule.

[Trapezohedron]

Of course. This finally happens on the Final Day, where Appointed Ones get to live in space, and we all die from disease/robotic masters. You tearfully say goodbye to your relatives, friends and this forum, as others have done in this very time frame.

And all the world was silent. Nothing. But gray. And silence.

I wish I wasn't as empty as the next guy.

[Samthere]

You begin to fill. Due to your (statistically likely compared to me) lesser volume, the pressure crushes your organs and you burst.

I wish my fingernails were in better condition.

[Devling]

They are. Unfortunately the only way to improve your nails is liberal use of nuclear waste.
Cancer ensues.

I wish that I could think of a way to corrupt a wish that didn't involve cancer.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It involves HIV.

I wish to be the Avatar.

[adasdad]

you are the avatar. you go into the avatar state, full of awesome. you accidently hit your head and kill yourself, and now everyone in the whole world, dead and alive, hates you for breaking the reincarnation cycle.


I wish that i could sommun anything fictional at will.