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[Kaiserr]

Granted,now it only loses connection to your favorite ones.

I wish that I had a chia pet.

[rabidgam3r]

Granted, it gets destroyed by a disgruntled neighbor.

I wish i had one, non-counterfeit, mint condition, quarter.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Your net worth is now 25c.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

[Devling]

A cheese burger made of spiders!... and cancer.

I wish I had a cure for cancer.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You have a cure for pubic louse. Just as good as a cancer cure, I guess, were it not for the fact that your friend has cancer that needs treatment.

I wish I had a crab to eat.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get a crab louse.

I wish for 100,000€.

[Scelly9]

Granted, you get 100,000 pounds of dirt.

I wish for a pink handbag that summons cancer.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You get infected yourself.

I wish that I had a Medigun (that can also cure cancer).

[Techhead]

Granted. You spend everyday working in hospitals, helping people, as you are the only one who can operate it. So many people that only you can help, you refuse to let them go untreated. What once began as a humanitarian effort becomes a Sisyphean task, as new cases roll in every day, no time to rest, no time for thanks. Eventually you wish to die yourself, but you cannot allow yourself to, as that would condemn countless others to their deaths as well.

I wish I didn't just make myself sad there.

[Devling]

Granted. You have a cure for pubic louse. Just as good as a cancer cure, I guess, were it not for the fact that your friend has cancer that needs treatment.

Wait. Hold you horses. This is corrupt a wish, not replace a wish with something less diserable.
Make the cancer cure turn people into zombies for god sake, or something!

You have a chose. Lose all your emotions, or die, for no man nor woman with an ounce of compassion in their body could not be sad at that.

I wish for more wishes.

[JWNoctis]

Granted. Now you have a can of alphabet soup full of W's, I's, S's and H's.

I wish to have more time for DF...Or anything leisurely, for that matter. I wish this is a wish.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. As the intent of the wish was for it to not become corrupt, correctly the English grammar works not.

I wish I had powers over chaos.

[adasdad]

an army of petunias who realized this paradox overthrows you.


I wish that i could make a wqitty comeback to anything i want.

[Devling]

Little do you know that "Wqitty" is an eldritch word, meaning to cause irrevocably insanity.
The first time you use your power the words in your mind burn a hole in your head, through which vile forces leap forth and crush those around you.
100 years later the old gods kill the last sane human, keeping the rest to torture for all eternity.

I WISH I COULD WRITE BETTER.

[Rose]

You can write 'Better'

Too bad that's the only word you know how to write.