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[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use cancer even go want to do look more like?

I wish for a 12 inch hot dog.

[Blizzlord]

It is so hot that your hands burn off.

I wish for a fancy suite.

[adasdad]

you enjoy your fancy suite, and are targetted by an art thief.

[Devling]

The nothing consumes you.

I wish that I could think of really good wishes.

[Dunamisdeos]

You remember what you wanted to wish for (it was a ham sandwich), but then you wished for a better memory.
You will never have the sandwich.

I wish you was on fire.

[Zrk2]

I was on fire, now it's out.

I wish dunamisdeos was on fire.

[Argonnek]

Granted. He sets you on fire too.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. You accidentaly rip up a gas main with your untold might, lighting yourself on fire.

I wish I had a bucket of water.

[Devling]

You do. Cancer water.

I wish I would stop not making wishes.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You are no longer welcome to this thread./sarcasm

I wish everybody had random hair colour and skin colour, eliminating rasism and its like.

[Techhead]

Granted. Welcome to colorism. Green skin is the new Black.

I wish for Budda to bring me a pony and a plastic rocket.

[Devling]

Unfortunately, Buddha turns out to REALLY be a god of hate and war, and the plastic rocket explodes and the pony is from hell.

Ia ishwa hata Ia ouldca peaksa ormalna.

[Blizzlord]

Kekekekekeke

I wish that the american government stops trying to control the internet.

[Sirus]

Granted. The Chinese control it instead.

I wish I had the mental abilities of Leonardo Da Vinci.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You are now insane, as the drawing of the Mona Lisa terrified him to the brink of insanity.

I wish that TF2 would stop losing connection to all the servers.