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[jaxy15]

Granted. They ruin every other game in the world.

I wish for more disk space.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. They ruin every other game in the world.

Like they haven't already?

Granted. Your hard drive now has a volume of 5*10⁹⁹m³

I wish for more sandwiches.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Each one is more peculiar than the other. By the time you eat your 8th sandwich, the Bglgthoth sandwich has taken over your instincts and has coerced you to eat the Sandwich-of-infinite-layers.

You die from overstuffing.

I wish for an ally.

[JWNoctis]

Granted. But your new ally has got a nasty case of Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, and a penchant for TVTropes potholes.

I wish.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You did not get what you wanted.

I wish that the internet didn't make sense.

[Trapezohedron]

You try. Nothing ever comes out. You curse your God and turn atheist.

It's opposite day! Yay!

I wish for a CAAAAR

[jaxy15]

Granted. It immediately rams into a wall on it's own and explodes as soon as the engine ignites.

I wish to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.

[Glacies]

A shame you didn't define negative impact. You're dead, so you never have to sleep again.

I wish France was the biggest country in the world.

STOP RIGHT THE FUCK THERE
Death is negative.
I don't have to qualify negative.
Its in the dictionary, not knowing what it means is your own fault.
People don't have to "define" words that are already defined.
Also France turns into a fascist police state.
I wish for some ice cream.

This is a philosophical matter which is entirely opinion based. To compound it, there is a wide variety of attitudes on the subject of death and they are not all universally negative. Moreover, when you make wishes like that you're trying to defy the spirit of the game and are completely missing the point.

 As for the wish-corrupting game, carry on like this discussion never happened.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Too bad you broke your neck on the way down.

I wish for season 3. Also, it must be good.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It ends with the mane 6 being killed in a battle of epic proportions. You specified good, right?

I wish for more skill in Touhou games.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You gain a +5 skill in failing!

I wish Minecraft would stop regenerating chunks over my structures. They're retconning them out of existence.

[adasdad]

granted. all chunk generation stops entirely.


I wish that hitler was never born.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Stalin rules the world.

I wish for a new pair of pants.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. They're brown. And wet. Maybe from the rear, or the front, or both? Regardless, you don't like the smell.

I sish I sidn'f typo thihns this frequebtly whle hlnd

[Blizzlord]

Granted. The keyboard; however, is broken. No need for typos.

I wish I could access the internet with my thoughts.