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[DreaDFanG]

Granted you can make cables made of felines....

I wish for a giant lava powered mech...

[Helmaroc]

Granted, it slowly melts while you pilot it, dissolving you into the molten pit of toxic glop.

I wish for a giant water powered mech.

[Strife26]

Granted.
But, the gaint water molecules have carp in them. The mech is torn apart, and you are nibbled to death.

I wish that Nist Akath would be made into a feature-length film where Captain Mayday directs and has somplete control over everything, including creative direction.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but Ron Howard does the screenplay and Carrot Top is Ironblood.

I wish Russia and Georgia could just be friends again.

[Nilocy]

Granted. Russ and George are now friends. The countries on the other hands arn't.

I wish i had a giantic cactus made of flies.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted (but misheard). Your cactus does gay antics and is made of lies.

I wish for rof hsiw I

[Zako]

Granted, a mirror then appears in your hands, but you drop it on the ground, shattering it giving you 13 years bad luck. Due to your bad luck, you step on a mirror shard and bleed to death.

I wish that every disease was cureable!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. All you have to do is use an Antidote to cure poison or disease. Unfortunately, all anybody seems to have are Eye Drops, Echo Screen, and Soft.

I wish for an MMORPG that didn't grind.

[Zako]

Wish Granted, the MMORPG doesn't have grinding! It sucks instead.

I wish for the perfect computer game!

[Frelock]

Granted, but your computer can't play it.  All you can do is stare at the box, wishing you could play it.

I wish I could be famous.

[Zako]

Granted, your famous for being the most wanted man in the entire century! You are arrested then shot accidently.

I wish for a motorbike!

[Captain Hat]

Granted, but someone steals it before you ever get to ride it.

I wish for an order of curly fires.

[Frelock]

Granted, but they are so hot, you scald your taste buds, and are never able to taste anything again.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Zako]

Granted, but you then suffer infinite consequences.

I wish I had an IQ of 180.

[Jualin]

Granted. In the future, your IQ will rise to a grand total of 180. However, that will because a lowering of standards rather than any effort on your part. Even the average amoeba will possess an IQ higher than 15.

I wish for the death of all fire ants, along with all bugs, pests, and animals that come into contact with people and regularly inject venom into them, or do so as an initial response. This excludes any and all creatures that inhabit area in which they are both necessary and very beneficial, excluding all animals of those specific species that live outside the area in which they are both necessary and beneficial.