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[jaxy15]

Granted. You gain access to the TV channel "the one power".

I wish for a clay mug.

[Chink]

Granted. Unfortunately, the clay mug has yet to be fired, and makes your coffee taste disgusting.

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted.

[JWNoctis]

Granted. Your wish is now uncorrupt.

I wish to have a personal holodeck.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Too bad it is broken so everything becomes real and kills you.

I wish I could read all day long without consequences.

[Chink]

Granted. You read all day long, forget to eat or drink, and starve/dehydrate.

I wish that dwarves wouldn't be so stupid.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. You read all day long, forget to eat or drink, and starve/dehydrate.

I wish that dwarves wouldn't be so stupid.

Granted. Their IQ increases and they become more philosophical, wondering if they are in a simulation, is it right to kill goblins, and are the elves honestly that bad? They become pacifist elves.

WELCOME TO ELF FORTRESS!

I wish that I had a motorcycle like this one at 0:48.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. You read all day long, forget to eat or drink, and starve/dehydrate.

without consequences.

/facepalm

Granted. Too bad there is no video to show it off.

I wish for entry to the Diablo 3 secret pony level.

[adasdad]

welcome to g3 valley!



I wish that I could say candlejack withou

[Scelly9]

Granted you can now say candlejack without not putting a period at the end of your sente

I wish I could write up my game.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You have a sheet of paper labelled 'My GaNE'. Apparently, you were either too drunk or too illiterate to write that.

I wish I had the world's ultimate secret: Toilet Paper.

[adasdad]

you learn the exquisite mysteries of toilet paper. your unmatched knowledge gives you an unprecedented knowledge of bathroom tissue. you are then killed by the toilet paper monks of Pittsburgh to
silence you.


I wish dark souls prepare to die edition was installed on my computer.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Dark souls that are edited to say "Prepare to die" now possess your computer and occasionally shut it down for no reason.

I wish for every Steam game. EVERY STEAM GAME.

[Scelly9]

You get them. 1/100 of a second later you are banned for life.

I wish I could come up with a good game design.

[Peewee]

Granted, but I couldn't come up with one. You come up with whatever game design I found on the internet and make an identical game, then get sued by valve for stealing their intellectual property.

I wish for a set of metric hex keys.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. IKEA now sends spies to steal your secrets.

I wish that SOE won't ruin Planetside 2.