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[adasdad]

you do no school work, and get absolutely perfect grades. because of your apparent intelligence, you are chosen to stop an incoming asteroid. needless to say, you fail. (you actually tried, which is funny since if you didn't try it wouldn't have hit)

I wish that everyone was smart

[jaxy15]

Granted. Everyone is so smart and busy that they have no time for reproduction or friendship and eventually, mankind dies out.

I wish that I could actually kick the damn ball when playing football.

[adasdad]

you kick it, but the ball goes to hell.

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seriously, if everyone was smart they would be sm,art enough to know that they should reproduce.

I wish that my computer fixes itself.

(off topic: you guys might appreciate this: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-274 for its wish-corruption)

[Blizzlord]

Granted. The impact broke your toe.
Granted. To fix itself it needed spare parts. Your body was an acceptable spare part and fused together with you to became a cyborg, with it in control as you slowly rot into a mangled carcass.

I wish I lived long enough to witness Dwarf Fortress leave alpha, complete beta and be released as a complete game.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Some parts of your brain stop functioning due to age, and all you do is produce +pine chair+s, while weregoat sorcerers destroy your fort with fireballs.

I wish for a pet SCP-682 that won't attack anybody unless I tell it to.

[Peewee]

Granted. SCP-682 attacks you as soon as you give the order under the definition of 'anybody' ███ personnel die in its recapture.

I wish for SCP-682 to stay alive indefinitely.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Now everyone forgot it.

I wish for Necro910 to come back. With ALL of the consequences, except the bans.

[Sirus]

Granted. Now everyone forgot it.

I wish for Necro910 to come back. With ALL of the consequences, except the bans.

Necro comes back. He spams MAGMAAAAA again and is banned in less than ten minutes.

I wish to be immune to bugbites.

[Donuts]

Granted, but you become double as weak against snakebites.

I wish for the Ultimate Pie Of No Failure Or Lies.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. The pie does not fail your expectations, or lies, but somehow, you feel ripped off...

I wish I had a tentacle

[Blizzlord]

Granted. It tears your head off.

I wish I could do a shout out to all bronies on the forum.
What's that you say? No wishes that grant themselves? Then I'll wish that this wish will never be granted.

[Skyrunner]

I wish I could easily debug everything.

[Vorthon]

Granted. You attempt to debug yourself, and end up in some kind of stasis for all eternity.

I wish Azathoth was my best friend and we got into all sorts of wacky misadventures together.

[Skyrunner]

Granted. You get into all sorts of .. erm.. 'adventures'.

I wish the forum games board were more active on Sundays.

[Furtuka]

All Bay12vers frequenting the forum games Subforum are now required to do a 5 hour jog every Sunday




I wish for a rules lawyer who may help me come up with incorruptible wishes