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[Rose]

Granted, everybody has SBFF avatars instead.

I wish for colder weather.

[Donuts]

Granted, you freeze to death.
I wish for supercandy.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted the sweetness overwhelms your brain and you die.

I wish to be the Raven King from Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrel

[Donuts]

Granted, but the ravens decide to disobey you and kill you.
I wish for huge asplosion on my enemies house.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, but a chain reaction asplodes ALL THE HOUSES!
Including your own.


I wish my own hosue were immunized from said asplosion.

[Donuts]

Granted, but the asplosion stays around forever.
I wish for kittens + magma.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted you now have a killer magma kitten
I wish people would look up the book from my early wish

[Argonnek]

Granted, but much like many a novel before it, just enough people are outraged to get it banned in your country.

I wish I had all of the writing.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You see eldritch runes circling you. It sticks to your skin and glows a bright light. Next thing that happened, no one knows.

I wish I was a robot; android, AI or whatever.

[lordcooper]

Granted, you become an AI.  Unfortunately you become the AI for Lydia from Skyrim and spend eternity running back and forth over trap triggers.

I wish my dwarf fortress was feature complete, free of bugs, and playable on current PCs.

[Scelly9]

Granted. Unfortunatly, twelve seconds later all current PCs are forcibly recalled. With black ops teams.

I wish I was done with my novel.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You are totally done with it! You throw it away, having enough of this writers block sh!t and things generally not working out for your novel.

You decide not to bring up the horror that is your novel again in public eyes, including yourself. If anyone asks, that piece of crap didn't exist.

I wish I was incorruptibly pure.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted the forces of evil settle to kill you instead

I wish I would stop screwing up posts

[PTTG??]

Granted. You make perfect wooden beams and can plant them into the ground flawlessly.

I wish this thread would die.

[bukitodinos]

granted, because of the evil sorcerer R'LTYTH you are bound to this thread. you die from lack of posts

i wish for the newest deadpool comic RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT