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[adasdad]

your cerebespinal fluid is replace by chicken kiev.



I wish for a time machine.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. It only goes one way, and to one point. It goes forward, to when the big crunch occurs.

I wish that Dr. Manhattan didn't blow me up.

[Donuts]

Granted, he doesnt blow you up, he smashes you into pieces.
I wish for explosive pony

[adasdad]

you gain an explosive pony. he gives you to pinkamina and you get cupcaked.


I wish for mmm BANANAS

[Spinal_Taper]

You get bananas. Unfortunately, they're all bruised. BWAHAHAHA! I wish for a better evil laugh.

[Skyrunner]

Granted, but now you can only but laugh.

I wish my d20 system in progress was magically finished.

[Xantalos]

Granted, but someone runs up and eats it.



I wish for a flying piccolo that hits people in the face when they're least expecting it (but not me).

[Sirus]

Granted. Piccolo kicks you in the face because you will never expect it.

I wish that I could beat Deep Blue at chess.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. You can beat Deep Blue, but you do it by only being able to predict his moves. Other than against him, you can't do anything. I wish that I could come up with a less geeky avatar signature combination

[Trapezohedron]

Granted...

uh... what was your wish again? Alright, here goes.

*piggify*

Congrats on becoming a pig!

I wish for a good signature for my account.

[lordcooper]

Granted!  You get a great signature with twice the maximum amount of characters.

I wish I wish I didn't eat that fish.

[Donuts]

Granted but you still ate it.
I wish for Starcraft 2 Heart Of The Swarm.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get Starcraft 2 and an actual heart.

I have no wish. At all.

[lordcooper]

You live a life of uneventful mediocrity and die vaguely unhappy and alone, all due to a lack of ability to visualise the things you want.

I wish the Soviet Union was still a thing.

[Donuts]

Granted, the communists kill you for hoarding stuff.
I wish for ponies to die and never ressurrect