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[The Fool]

It went bad and now it won't leave the carton.

I wish there was another Star Trek tv show.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, Wesley Crusher is the Captain.

I wish for and Awesome Trenchcoat.

[Sirus]

There is now interstellar travel. It is horrifically slow, and if you set out today your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids would be able to see Pluto on the way out.

I wish for a usable PS2 emulator.

[borno]

Granted. Wait, did you mean Playstation 2? We thought you said Killstation Nuuuuuuu

I wish that my next wish would be better then any other wishes.

[lordcooper]

Granted, but you are killed before you get to make another wish.

I wish I knew who invited me to play DOTA 2.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, you were invited by michael bay the despoiler. (of transformers)

I wish for transformers G1 to be remade perfectly.

[Scelly9]

It is, your face explodes from the awesome.

I wish the next page of this thread got rabies.

[adasdad]

I wish that I have a sfe and clean rabies vaccination.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, you share some with me and we make big money selling it to others.

I wish rabies became extinct somehow.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. A strange mutation of rabies, flu and thought inhibiting virus totally destroy and take over rabies. There's zombies now in the streets.

I wish I can dance, yo'

[Donuts]

Granted, you dance so much and never stop, then die of exhaustion.
I wish for ponies to take over the world! And never die. Ever.

[jaxy15]

Granted. They overpopulate and take over the entire universe. Unfortunately, their giant overpopulation space elevator collapses shortly thereafter and it crushes the skulls of everypony, tearing their brains. And because they can't die, they collapse due to a lack of brain.

I wish for Dwarf Fortress 1.0 already.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. It is released as is. Bugs galore! Worldgen fails to work 80% of the time! Eggs don't hatch! And your dwarves just ran out of booze!

I have no wish.

[Donuts]

Granted
I wish to make the best game EVARRRRR

[lordcooper]

Granted, it's underwater.

I wish for a pelican to fly by.