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[Phantom of The Library]

Your wish to become the emperor of Norway is granted, however you are assassinated by the Squirrel Kind five minutes after entering office.

I wish for the return of BLANKEY.

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Granted. However, you have so much time that you overthink them, causing them to evolve from brutish blood bathes and an absolute lack of logic into a well developed, logical heartfelt pastime. This being the B12 forums, they are promptly abandoned.

Obviously you haven't read my other game then.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. BLANKEY returns. 15 seconds later, BLANKEY's gone.

I wish for a meteor to fall on me, and that the wish granter wouldn't use his/her, he/she and any word that has the letter 'E'.

[SirAaronIII]

Th mtor misss you, but it hits your hous and it catchs fir and burns down.

I wish I had the gift of groove.

[adasdad]

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you cheated, so i'll do it for you.

ok, but it in your body kills you.



I wish for lots and lots of flaming pigs.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. 4 flaming lead pigs full of SCP-███, a newly discovered [REDACTED], fall down on top of you, crushing you and causing [DATA EXPUNGED].

I wish ███ ██████ to cover me.

[Guardian G.I.]

Granted. ███ ██████ after seeing [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED], which activates [REDACTED] causing [DATA EXPUNGED] resulting [DATA EXPUNGED], which leads to an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario.

I wish I hadn't forgot on important school tasks every single time.

[Donuts]

Granted, you remember 1 of them, nothing else.
I wish for Spiderman to be my friend.

[adasdad]

you have lots of fun with spider man, but [DATA EXPUNGED] due to the fact that spiderman was actually SCP-157. There were ██ casualties, including [REDACTED]

I wish I had SCP-294 and used it wisely.

[Spinal_Taper]

You use it wisely, however I break into your home, and light thermite and C4 near it, destroying you, your house and the accursed [REDACTED].
I wish I had delta fans.

[borno]

Granted, but When the Gammas notice you, they quickly overrun your house! You die in the brawl.

I wish I knew what Delta was.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Delta Squad slices a terminal, then finds you. Of course, you're a padawan, so you get to die as per Order 66.

I wish I was a tree.

[adasdad]

you become a tree. then fluttershy comes and beats you up, for some reason.


I wish for a thing that lets me do stuff.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. You don't do stuff very well, though.

I wish I had lemons.

[Sirus]

You have lemons, but they burn your house down.

I wish for a 3DS.

[jetex1911]

Granted. You now own 3 DS's! Sadly they all are broken and are useless now.

I wish that I had a way to go into the minecraft world and back at will.