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[Strife26]

Granted.



I wish that 1CD patches weren't so expensive.

[Guardian G.I.]

Granted, but with prices down, the companies' profits would fall down - which leads to no more 1CD patches at all.

I wish I wouldn't waste time on the Internet and at least have started to actually do my school homeworks instead.

[Epithemius]

Granted. You now spend all of your time reading various lengthy books that take up all of your time.

I wish that LOST was still on the air. Also, I do not think the ending is bad (with or without the wish )

[Shakerag]

Granted. You now spend all of your time reading various lengthy books that take up all of your time.

I wish that LOST was still on the air. Also, I do not think the ending is bad (with or without the wish )

Granted, but it's being directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish ... that I had decided to stay single 11 years ago.

[Donuts]

Granted, but you redecide 1 day later
I wish that i was Iron Man, cause he is kewl.

[Argonnek]

Granted, you are now an Iron Man. You are fully conscious but completely inanimate. You are eventually transported to a museum and left there until you rust away.

I wish I could read and comprehend books at one hundred times my current pace.

[Donuts]

Granted, but you read so fast the pages get ripped in 100 pieces.
I wish for no wish.

[adasdad]

ok, but for some reason the fashion police come and beat you with their fabulous batons.



I wish that Epithemius would know that I wished for that wish to be uncorrupted.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. He doesn't care.

I wish that the GMs were on right now.

[Devling]

To bad they caused rocks to fall.... On everybody.... The RP forum dies with a whimper... 

I WISH FOR STUFF THAT HAPPEN DUR!

[Trapezohedron]

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies.

...or it should have, but since those rocks were foam, no they don't kill anyone.

You, however, die to Trope Overdose.

I wish for a star.

[adasdad]

you get a star, and are promptly incinerated by the intense heat.


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[kaijyuu]

You, obligatory easter egg, as that sentence taken grammatically correct implies is your name, get a That. That promptly does that to you, and then that. Then you take that. And that.



I wish to know who shot JFK: martians, or a time traveling Jackie Chan?

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted
Jackie Chan was hired by the Somalians as part of their world-wide conspiracy stretching back thousands of years to assassinate JFK so they could put aardvark as the first word in the dictionary.

I wish I had some time to update my forum games.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. However, you have so much time that you overthink them, causing them to evolve from brutish blood bathes and an absolute lack of logic into a well developed, logical heartfelt pastime. This being the B12 forums, they are promptly abandoned.