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[Devling]

You don't. Your wish is real life. It's just if you don't wear one your teeth will be "teh suck".

IWISHFORSTUFFTHATHASOTHERSTUFFLOL.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. Unfortunately, the other stuff happens to be an insane Cyber-Baboon who promptly slaughters you.
I wish I could get to my homework.

[adasdad]

you diligantly work on your homework, but then a meteor destroys your entire residence except for the space directly in front of your computer, killing you. your homework is salvaged, and the faculty regards in awe the best homework ever completed.


I wish that I had a banana to eat.

[Donuts]

Granted, but a monkey comes and steals it.
I wish i had a epicly fast hero car

[Spinal_Taper]

The car is indeed swift, but that proves to be it's undoing. You open your garage door, step onto the gas, and promptly break the laws of physics and create a singularity. God, exhausted by your fiddling around obliterates you.

I wish people updated the RP boards more often.

[adasdad]

the boards update so often that they accidentally the whole internet.



I wish i had a tardis

[Ultimuh]

Granted, It's the size of a walnut.

I wish for a bigger Tardis.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, the Tardis is HUGE but the interior messed up and is the size of a walnut.

I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it has only two functions however..
It can drive your car and make your significant other pregnant!
Isn't that swell?


I wish I know how xdarkcodex feel about the results. 

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, Ecstatic because I don't have a significant other HAH! Forever alone 

I wish I had a tub of ice cream.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted, you get your tub of ice cream. Unfortunately, it is guarded by a !!bronze colossus!!, who steps on you and turns you into goo.

I wish I had my dream computer, and it is precisely how I imagine it, it speaks English, and it will not turn against me, or humanity or anything humanity becomes.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted. You a dream one night and hear someone running away laughing hysterically in that dream. The next day you found out you've been robbed and they also took your toilet seat.

I wish I had more a road worthy mattress car.

[adasdad]

You die in a horrible mattress crash. they say people 17 miles away where splattered with blood.



I wish that the person 5 posts below this has an uncorrupted wish.

[xdarkcodex]

Grant, although it's be on another page so there won't be a 5th post under you.

I wish for minions.

[adasdad]

the minions of your arch nemesis (you didn't specify they worked for you!) appear in front of you. they promptly eviscerate you with adamantine pom-poms