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[Zako]

You fogot your wish.

I wish for me to know the meaning of life and to be able to contain its knowledge safely.

[muwahahaha]

Granted, you dedicate the rest of your life to finding out the meaning of it all. And only upon your deathbed do you finally realise everything. It all comes clear to you now.

Unfortunately it seems that the meaning of life is simply the word 'pancake' for some odd reason and you have now wasted our entire life learning that you could have EATEN the damn meaning of life every morning.

I wish for a 1TB hard disk to use as my primary slave IDE.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, your hard disk gives you tuberculosis.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

[Techhead]

Granted. But you decide to make a wish anyway.

I wish for Toady to get $50 millin in development money from an anonymous donor who won the lottery.

[Zako]

Granted, Toady recieves the money and retires, never to work on DF again.

I wish I have psychic powers!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Your power is restricted to reading your own mind.

I wish for an internet backbone connection directly to my house and a dedicated sattelite to handle my communications.

[Techhead]

Granted. It is mistaken for a spy satellite by the Chinese and shot down. Also, your internet backbone gets jacked by Hackers to bounce thier packets off of until the FBI shuts it down.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I wish you had made a wish.

[Jualin]

Wish granted. He did, you're just not psychic.

I wish for a glass cup full of fresh grape juice.

[Immortal]

Granted you go to drink it and the world freezes leaving you with a block of fresh grape juice.

I wish that my cell phone battery never died.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. It can also never be recharged. It remains infinitessimally charged for all eternity, thus providing a very useless source of unlimited energy.

I wish a googleplex of monkeys with typewriters helped Microsoft make a decent OS for a change.

(out-of-ordering - I recently remembered a wish someone made about a programming language that understood spoken english. I then realized what that language would be. It would be called "Microsoft Visual Sky.NET" You all know what would happen next. )

[LeoLeonardoIII]

That language wish was mine :/

Granted. A movie theater with 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 screens is filled with monkeys and they begin working on 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rooms full of typewriters. They help Microsoft make a decent OS, but it's not as good as Linux. All that money spent on construction, making typewriters, breeding and training monkeys, cleanup of the theater every day, oversight, accounting, etc. Bankrupts the world economy. The world is now run by the Typewriter Manufacturers Guild and the Benevolent Association of Monkey Touchers.

Life from that point on is both really weird and horrible.

I wish nobody censored swear words anymore.

[SHAD0Wdump]

*censored*,*censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* mudkips *censored**censored*.

I wish for more *censored*

[Zako]

Wish granted, the word *censored* overloads the internet and spreads to computer systems all over the world. Explosions, plane crashes and traffic lights changing erratically! People are suddenly filthy rich and dirt poor at the same time! The world ends in a high pitched scream.

I wish for my wishes to never become corrupted or tainted!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted all your wishes after this wish will not be corrupted or tainted as long as they involve cats.

I wish to be able to project sticky notes out of my hands