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[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. It instead becomes locked by Toady for the increasingly obscene and sexual wishes and corruptions.

I wish for Life.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, all kinds of nasty bugs flesh-eating and worms live inside your body.

I wish for undeath.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The townspeople hack you to pieces and all you can do is growl and bleed.

I wish that SOPA passed.

[Hubris Incalculable]

You WHAT? NOT GRANTED!!!!

I wish that politicians weren't so easily swayed by large media corporations.

[Playergamer]

Granted.However,they are now easily swayed by small media corporations, and medium sized ones. The US falls into chaos.Thanks buddy.

I wish i were the plotting fish i mentioned before.

[Skyrunner]

You are now a fish that can plot... in four dimensions.
You drive yourself crazy trying to plot a four dimensional object that casts a three dimensional shadow that looks like a two-dimensional whatever you were going to plot.


I wish I had a chocolate cupcake.

[mainiac]

You have it.  But you can't have your cupcake and eat it to so it sits there mocking you forever.

I wish I had another three or four push pins.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, but they're all dramatically out of proportion, rendering them very difficult to be of any use.

I wish for an endless supply of internets.

[kaijyuu]

Granted. I don't even have to corrupt that one.


I wish you would wish my wish was a wish wishing the wishing well away with a wishing wish of whispering.

[xdarkcodex]

Yo dawg I heard you liek wishes so I put your wish in another wish. Your wish is now the next poster's wish.

[Xantalos]

Granted. However, you wishing for the wishing well to be blown away by a wishing wsh of wispering causes everyone to be unable to come up with another wish. Since millions of people were throwing coins into wishing wells around the world, they all fall in. The combined costs of lifting their bodies out of the wells, along with all the lost currency, crashes the global economy and the human race goes extinct via everyone dying while trying to find money.

I wish for someone to be grilled.

[borno]

Granted. Jc6036 gets grilled. You eat it, but a few minutes later you die from POISONOUS FROG FOOD POISONING.

I wish that everybody on the bay12 forums knows me.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, everyone here knows EVERYTHING about you and where you live. You loss all your money in your bank account and you die from starvation or something.

I wish for fireworks that can't be ignited.

[Trapezohedron]

Of course. They can't be ignited. Why? Because they already exploded in your face and you're bleeding in every facial orifice.

I. Wish. For. Periods. Period. And. No. Not. The. Woman. Kind. Of. Period. uhh... period.

[Argonnek]

G.r.a.n.t.e.d. Y.o.u. a.r.e. h.u.n.t.e.d. b.y. g.r.a.m.m.a.r. n.a.z.i.s...

I wish I was immune to the effects of dry weather.