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[Sirus]

The chunk of scorchingly hot metal and dust appear in your lap, before it has time to cool down. Say good-bye to your lower body!

I wish for some clean tissue paper.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it's made of rough sandpaper.

I wish I knew what to wish for because I am kind of out of ideas.

[Sirus]

Granted! You wish for a clone of yourself made of antimatter. The two of you hug and destroy the world.

I wish I could draw.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. You have insulted my honor with your frequent wishing, and I demand satisfaction tomorrow at dawn.

I wish the culture of the USA placed a high value on honor.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, everyone in the world are now 100% jerks and the USA is the pinnacle of jerkdom.


I wish for Dwarvenly wisdom.

[Argonnek]

Granted. You are now filled with an all-consuming desire to "slaughter the elfses." You are placed in a mental home for the remainder of your days.

I wish I had a flask.

[jc6036]

Granted. It turns out to be that one flask from Little Nicky that sucks you inside. Unfortunately you find out after you try to drink out of it.

I wish for the ability to absorb information instantly at my choosing.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you ow have the abiolity absorb information from the first thing you choose to touch from now on.
It however only works once in a lifetime.
Most likely you are holding your mouse in your hand at this moment, or the keyboard..
Or maybe it's something else that's best not mentined..



I wish to slaughter more elfses!

[Hubris Incalculable]

granted. the elves take offence to this, and slaughter you right back.

I wish for a long and happy life.

[Devling]

YOU GO CRAZY AND LIVE FOREVA IN BLISS WEEEEEEEE

I wish for 

[zomara0292]

you give yourself your sickinging smiles as you slaughter your loved ones/

I wish for a wish that should never be wished.

[kaijyuu]

Granted: You get a wish for more wishes, which isn't granted since it breaks one of the 3 rules.


I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish.

[Zephyr]

Granted, I corrupt your soul instead with a non-existant link to 4chan

I wish for my roommate to die in the most horrible way imaginable -_-

[jaxy15]

Granted. A portal to an area in hell full of torture appears, sucking everything in. Including you.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Sprite.

[Zephyr]

Granted: you pour it all in a pool and try to dive in it... however the pool being only 4 feet deep you knock yourself unconsious and drown in it.

I wish this thread wouldn't die again