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[Sirus]

Granted! 300 bricks fall on your head after being dropped from a Concorde jet.

I wish for skittles.

[Devling]

You know that guy who touches things and they turn to skittles, Midas style?
Your night him, your the guy he bumped up against on the train.

I wish for awesome

[empfan]

Awsome granted, but it was so great that you had a seizure from the awsomeness.

I wish I had a chicken

[xdarkcodex]

Granted. It turned out to be a demonic fire breathing chicken and it self combusted.

I wish for a cup of tropical cordial.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted. It turned out to be a demonic fire breathing chicken and it self combusted.

I wish for a cup of tropical cordial.

A polite and sociable Simoan man in a flying tea cup enters through your bedroom window, and doffs his hat to you.

[Devling]

The hand of god bitch slaps you to the center of the earth for not making a wish.

DON'T HURT ME!

[Trapezohedron]

Of course I won't. They will.

I wish for a cup of Joe.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are arrested by the police for keeping another person's organs in a cup.

I wish for the ability to corrupt wishes.

[Devling]

Journeying for most of your life, you eventually climb mount Olmpus with the heart of a care bear and the book of the dead, to find The Guardian, who holds the ability to curropt wishes. After killing him by flainling him with a flainer but his dying words reveal that the power was in you all along! You die unhappy, and unfulfilled.

I wish to have a fish in that cat over on the wall.

[Playergamer]

Granted,However,the fish was still alive,and plotted against you in a plan to ruin your life that involved pudding,rollerskates,and an anvil.

I wish i were sandvich man.Heavy is best friend.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are eaten by an overweight panda.


I wish Something else ate that sandwich man.

[zomara0292]

Granted. it eat you and the sandwich man.
I wish I had 5 gallons of blood

[Devling]

Granted. You can't contain the blood and you EXPLODED!

I wish for some harmless and useful gum.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it can glow in the dark!
Altough it firmly lodges in your throat.
You should have known better than to put that much gum in your mouth.


I wish I had some of that gum.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. The gum stick/pack that you got is, infact, filled with high amounts of mercury.

You die from mercury poisoning.

I wish for a quart of Mercury's (the planet) dust, rock, whatever.