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Flying Dice

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10560 on: March 22, 2012, 03:52:45 pm »
Granted. They never work again, and hence cannot break.



I wish for the ability to move into and out of fictional universes, a la Number of the Beast.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10561 on: March 22, 2012, 04:20:24 pm »
Granted.

I wish to have the book that she inadvertently got trapped inside.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10562 on: April 05, 2012, 12:13:45 pm »
Granted.However,her screams keep you awake at night,and you can't ever get rid of it.

I wish i was the dire cat that ate the brick.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10563 on: April 05, 2012, 08:21:42 pm »
Granted, It shat out bricks and broke the litter box.

I wish for a turntable.
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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10564 on: April 06, 2012, 10:10:10 am »
You get a table that won't stop turning.. It turns so fast it causes sonicbooms in all directions, killing everyone..

I wish for a big fat american wedding.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10565 on: April 06, 2012, 01:14:04 pm »
Granted, it was a shotgun wedding with the barrel pointed at you.

I wish for another letter in my name.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10566 on: April 06, 2012, 01:21:09 pm »
Granted. But it is your least favorite letter, and makes people hate you for having your name be a crime against english.

I wish I was dead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10567 on: April 06, 2012, 02:07:56 pm »
Granted, but you go to hell!

I wish I was immortal, didn't need to eat, drink or sleep.
I can also feel no pain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10568 on: April 06, 2012, 02:14:14 pm »
Granted. You are a vampire and die of bloodthirst.

I wish for the ability to shoot lightning out of my fingers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10569 on: April 06, 2012, 02:17:11 pm »
Granted, you absentmindedly pick your nose. Cue ashes.

I wish for a 20kg bag of pure gold.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10570 on: April 06, 2012, 02:19:44 pm »
Granted. You get mugged and killed.

I wish for the ability to read minds.
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Devling

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10571 on: April 06, 2012, 02:55:08 pm »
HAHA, your brain exploded.  :D

I wish I didn't die!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10572 on: April 06, 2012, 03:15:19 pm »
Granted you are sentenced to eternally listen to Justin Bieber music.



I wish to be able to polymorph at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10573 on: April 06, 2012, 03:42:58 pm »
Granted, but it is extremely haphazardious. The first time you do so, you turn into a rock, losing your will and thereby the ability to polymorph.

I wish I had the same powers as the kids in animorph, without the time limit.
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10574 on: April 06, 2012, 03:45:28 pm »
Granted. You become a pony and are trapped in that form forever. You are eventually shot by a farmer.

I wish for 300 bricks.
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