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[muwahahaha]

Okay.

Granted, the new peace and love causes a boom in world population, in 3 years we go from ~7 billion to ~700 billion, starvation takes hold and the entire human race dies out.

I wish for sdrawkcab.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

 .emas eht era stluser ehT .siht did ydaerla eW .detnarG

forwards rof hsiw I

[Jualin]

.sdrawkcab drawrof og I .detnarG

.prah a rof hsiw I

[Peewee]

Granted, though it only has one string and plucks itself over and over and over.

I wish I had a computer capable of running a fortress with 200 dwarves and a large waterfall at 100 FPS.

[Reasonableman]

Right. (oooh! He didn't say granted!)  You steal one from NASA and they get a tad angry.

Long story short, you get raped in prison.

FOREVER.

I wish for a single, delicate, butterfly. ON TOAST.

[Peewee]

Granted. The toast is burnt.

I wish for my underground river to hurry up and drain from the dam so I get better FPS.

[mutant mell]

Granted.  It takes a second less time, to get you 1 more FPS.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

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And yet, corrupting it just does what it asks, so it wouldn't be a corruption, now would it?

[Nilocy]

Granted. I corrupt your corruption making it die. Your wish is dead now.

I wish for infinity to become real.

[LSTAR]

It is real. BUT IT'S NOT EVEN IN BETA YET!

I wish some of the really good replies hadn't been used up already, so I could use them.

[Peewee]

Granted. You're thrown into the depths of imaginationland.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

[Kobold-Althalus]

Granted, but you never sleep again, therefor you don't dream, and you miss it so much you commit suicide.


I wish i had fiber optic internet.

[Peewee]

Granted. You get a fiber optic connection... to the other computer on the block, which has DSL.
Your ping goes down by 1ms.

I wish I could daydream to avoid suicide.

[Nilocy]

Granted, you avoid suicide only to day dream about suicide, and then you commit suicide. (Woo, 3x Suicide bonus!)

I wish i was a genie.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But you're one of those genies who can't grant wishes. It's only the noble ones, ya know, about 1 in 100. Guess you're just left with itty bitty living space forever, huh?

I wish to trip the light fantastic.

[Makrond]

Granted, but unfortunately, due to a miscalculation and a small amount of Smirnoff influence, the Light Fantastic trips you, sending you into a small, calm pool on the other side of the rapids of insanity.