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[Eagleon]

(I'd call immobility a physiological problem, but oh well. )

Granted. I wish for a brand new Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo for my good friend Spelguru. (<> )

Unfortunately it is stolen by self-same GTA 3 star Claude Speed (maybe), and crashed into a manufacturing plant after hitting a meager 212 MPH on the freeway. Drat, almost made the jump.

I wish I could slap people through the internet.

[Trukkle]

(The guy in GTA3 was known as Fido, till GTA:SA when you have to race against him and he gets called Claude Speed, I think)

[Rooster]

Granted, but you have to wait for it 666 years from now on.

I wish I was dead (try to corrupt that)

[Xotes]

Granted. But first, you are sent back in time and are caught by the KGB. You suffer for an incredibly long time as your limbs are cut off and your crotch is kicked repeatedly. Eventually, you just die from old age, all the while still being kicked in the crotch.

I wish that my computer could actually save my games of DF without taking 10 minutes per save.

[Pnx]

.... Ok he answered it seconds after I did. So I'm going to let him respond.

[ June 30, 2007: Message edited by: Pnx ]

[Gaulgath]

Granted. The game will now crash everytime you attempt to save. Instantly.

I wish DF would stop freezing.  

[Pnx]

Granted but now every time DF was supposed to freeze you freeze instead (hey the freeze has to go somewhere) you only unfreeze when someone resets your computer.

I wish all the misery in the world upon me.

[Bien]

quote:Originally posted by Spelguru:
<STRONG>The sheer weight of this uber computer makes it collapse into itself and form a small black hole that quickly devours earth and then the star system. You are now crushed into a space smaller than a normal water molecule. Gratz!
</STRONG>

Wait Cray supercomputers are about 250 to 500 kgs. Nvidia cards are also very light.

[ July 06, 2007: Message edited by: Bien ]

[Spelguru]

Granted, all the people named "Misery" in the world create a giant pile of themself on you. After you are pretty much crushed under the weight of all these people, all the Miserys go back to their previous lives.

I wish... I wish VISTA WOULD CRASH AND BURN DIE DIE DIE!!!

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted, ah an easy one there, its already doing the 1st part  

I wish that i had a monitor with a decent refresh rate...

[Spelguru]

You get a monitor with a decent refresh rate... for the stoneage. Your new monitor weighs in at roughly 100kg and refreshes once a minute.

I wish vista would not only crash, but burn and die 3 times as well.

[4bh0r53n]

granted, windows Vista burns and dies, unfortunately, there was a copy of it in your house, the fire gets out of hand and ends up burning down 4 blocks before it is controlled

I wish i had one of those VW hippy vans (you know the one i mean)

[Battleguy01]

Granted, but it's full of hippys which refuse to leave, and they bash the crap out of you.

I wish I had Superpowers.

[Armok]

Dead? RESCUERECTION!

you now have the power to kill anyone by just thinking of them! you think of how your loved ones will react! your family has been struck down! you think you are ******* ***** ***** **** fore killing them! you has been struck down!

I wish for all the wishes in this thread to come true excluding me!

[Eagleon]

Granted. You are transported to an empty void from which there is no escape while they take place uncorrupted.

I wish to have the musical talent of this guy.