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[bombzero]

Granted, you are charged with manslaughter after the worlds vegans choke on their socks.
Alternatively: you are sued by the IT department for.... nevermind.

I wish that someone other than me or JackOSpades would post in this thread.

[terkiey]

Granted, now vonly I post here.

I wish I wasn't lonely.

[jaxy15]

Granted, now you have a million people by your side at all times. You have to share your food and bed with them.

I wish for the power to go to Equestria whenever I want, and leave whenever I want.

[bombzero]

Granted, but turns out they arnt fond of humans, and they kill you.

I wish i understood why everyone likes MLP.

[terkiey]

Granted, but your wish is invalid, because I do not enjoy MLP so not everyone enjoys it.
Tl;dr TIME PARADOX!!!

I wish for moar time paradox.

[freeformschooler]

Granted, except your paradox clone wished for less time paradox.

I wish my avatar had more references in it.

[MikaTheCrazy]

Granted, the sheer amount of references drives you insane.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

[DarkWolfXV]

Granted, but you just crashed the universe.

I wish that dubstep, pop and hip hop died, and everyone listened to METAL! (Especially black metal)

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, the entire world dedicates resources to make a huge speaker and everyone dies from the sonic boom that occurs after playing it.

I wish to know why people dislike and why people LIKE mlp

[bombzero]

Granted, but the sheer power of the knowledge corrupts you beyond saving, and you transform into all 4 of the horsemen of the apocalypse at once, thusfore you are on earth, thusfore breaking the pact and triggering the war between the 3 kingdoms, man, heaven, and hell, before its apportioned time, humanity loses, everyone hates you before they die.

I wish i didn't know so much about obscure mythology.

[bukitodinos]

you know nothing about history now.

i wish for the pony haters to not be so obnoxious

[terkiey]

Granted, instead, they become pony dislikers and start hunting ponies.

I wish for body armor.

[Epithemius]

Granted. It falls to pieces the second you touch it.

I wish that my internet was faster for the same price.

[raptorfangamer]

granted. too bad the system is so unstable it crashes for at least five hours each day

I wish to have a face instead of a fan head

[Drago55577]

Granted, it's distorted into a Demon Ass Silk farm


I wish I could have more pics in my sig