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[Skyrunner]

Granted. You see something funny but you are not amused.

I wish ... I wish I could use Wish (the spell).

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. You're now fully capable of casting Wish, but only once, and you are a level one commoner. Casting a spell with a cost of 5000 xp is ill advised.

I wish humanity would hurry up with researching advanced biotech.

[Skyrunner]

They are already hurrying. Not fast enough, eh?

I wish I wish I could wish for wishes that grant me three wishes.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. You rapidly ascend to godhood using your infinite wishes. People quickly start begging for you to solve every minor problem they have. In frustration, you wish for everyone to get their wishes solved, which ends with everyone ascending to godhood in short order. The humangods quickly descend into a violent anarchy.

I wish for humanity to never become a race of gods through abusing infinite wishes.

[Skyrunner]

Granted. Now humanity gets no wishes at all.

/endthread.

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I wish I could polymorph freely and convincingly.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You accidentally polymorph into a love pillow and get stuck that way.





I wish for the thread to reincarnate.

[Nega]

Granted. This thread is now about KITTENS! 

Sadly, this thread dies again, as well.

I wish I could polymorph into a dragon.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You choose not to do so, ever.






I wish I could polymorph into a 10 metre wide bumblebee.

[Epithemius]

Granted. You sting the first person you see, and die painfully due to lack of stinger.

I wish that Diablo 3 would be released tomorrow.

[bombzero]

Granted, but they never fixed the bugs before releasing it, rendering it unplayable.

I wish Dwarf Fortress was released 100% done, tomorrow, as Toady envisions it, completely bug free.

[JackOSpades]

it does and fades in obscurity without even the possibility of a future update.


I wish DF would continue updating and growing for all Eternity.

[bombzero]

Granted, but every update adds 10 crippling bugs that are never fixed, as it is always in a adding phase but never a fixing phase.

I wish that i hadn't spilled my soda just now... 

[Argonnek]

Granted, you spill it earlier. Right onto your keyboard.

I wish I was immune to all disease.

[bombzero]

Granted, you become a carrier for a deadly bacteria since your body doesn't bother to get rid of it, all of your family and friends die before the government quarantines and kills you.

I wish that I could get past the eternal case of writers block that afflicts me whenever asked to write something in school.

[JackOSpades]

Granted It advances into a far more serious case of "Writer's Great Wall of China" leaving you even unable to write on the Internet....


I wish "vegans" would stick a sock in it about other peoples dietary choices.