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[terkiey]

Granted, but...

1. Ooooops. I thought you said Millimetres. My bad!
2. That internet access and desktop, too bad you don't have a PC to go with that, just a desk-top.
3. The whole thing is flammable and I set it on fire.

I wish for a big fat guy.

[Baneling]

Granted, but...

1. Ooooops. I thought you said Millimetres. My bad!
2. That internet access and desktop, too bad you don't have a PC to go with that, just a desk-top.
3. The whole thing is flammable and I set it on fire.

I wish for a big fat guy.

1. Misreading doesn't count. You have to grant the wish accurately then corrupt it somehow.
2. Desktop = slang term for PC used everywhere that computers exist.
3. It's hard to light fire to a vacuum. Specifically, it isn't possible.

Granted. He then starts exercising and is no longer big and fat.

I wish for my previous wish, except the outer box is made of PHYSICAL LASERS that BURN SHIT. But not the door. Also it weighs nothing and is right in front of my house, as well as being tethered to a lamppost. BY THE DOORHANDLE.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. Rocks fall and you die, as you apparently don't understand wish corruption. 




I wish for an international dancing day.

[Zephyr]

Granted. but you can't dance and are formally executed DISCO STYLE!!

I wish the toady one would corrupt the next guy's wish... and for someone to help me learn to sphel bettur

[Drago55577]

Granted, he asks me to.


I wish for a picture of derpy smarter....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[terkiey]

The derp becomes smarter, no longer being derp. So there IS NO DERP IN THIS DERPFORSAKEN WORLD.

i wish for capital i's

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You were about to get a bunch of nonexistent Xenon I capital ships, but like I said, they're non-existent. But I give you a rest and summon a bunch of Xenon L instead. Unfortunately, they're still allied to... Guess. They're allied to the Xenon, which hate all forms of organic life, so they kill you. End of story.

I wish for a disc labelled SCP-093, and also make it have the powers of aforementioned SCP.

[Zephyr]

Granted. but.... "Any attempt to use SCP-093 outside of an approved test will be dealt with severely, up to and including termination."

guess what happened to you   

i wish this thread wouldn't die.

[terkiey]

It becomes immortal and feeds on the sleeping at night.

I wish for a PSC-309

[jaxy15]

Granted, but it's always jammed. You DID mean the printer, right?

I wish for the power to make illusions.

[bukitodinos]

I wish everyone would see this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo

[rarborman]

Granted everyone sees it, but noone watches it.

I wish I never had to go without internet again.

[Vorthon]

Granted. It's kinda because of DIY transhumanist upgrades gone horribly wrong, but hey, internet forever. And horrific, unending, mind-shattering pain, but that's besides the point.

I wish I could think of a decent villain for the D&D campaign I'm planning

[Skyrunner]

He's so decent, he's affable, and in fact your players befriend him, throwing your campaign off the rails.

I wish I could play D&D three times a week.

[Sirus]

Granted. Each time you play however, your character is killed.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish before posting <_<;