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[rarborman]

Granted they were real until you wish that, now they are not real.

I wish for bones.

[zomara0292]

Granted they were real until you wish that, now they are not real.

I wish for bones.

Granted, You are given two bones (conveniently labeled iBones) which are quickly lodged between your skull and your abdomen. Several times. For the fun of it.

I wish that the next corruption was too awesome for this universe.

[Sirus]

Granted, but no one can see or hear it. It is so awesome, every living thing in the universe automatically blocks it out.

I wish for writing skills.

[bukitodinos]

you now can't read your writing

i wish for a real life skyrim wabbajack

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You drop it on your foot and turn into a sheep. A herder from an intentionally vague geographic location uses you for his pleasure.





I wish for a high paying, low stress job.

[zomara0292]

Granted. You are now a bum on the street

I wish that I could come up with far better ideas than I do currently. More than 20% better.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You now think completely in memes.




I wish for bananas.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are shipped a set of bananas from the never-heard-of banana plant of Norilisk. It turns out that said bananas were grown in a lab in the most polluted city on earth, and you turn into a sentient glob of green goo as a result of the radiation.  You are then captured by a group of moviemakers who use you to create a second "Flubber." Hollywood sequels being what they are today, it is horrible and you want to kill yourself in shame, however your new body is practically invincible, so you have yourself thrown into space where upon, moments before freezing and cracking into thousands of small pieces, you realize that it was just a movie and that you don't want to die after all.
How's them bananas?

I wish for a little crow Japanese sword.

(please tell me somebody actually knows what this is.)

[Dragor23]

( Kogarasu Maru (little crow) ? A legendary tachi. (longer and more curved)

Granted. It impales you und and nails you on a rock. It doesn't kill you ASAP, so you live three days, until you dehydrate to death.

I wish for a glass water with ice.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, the ice came directly from Pluto and is still at the same temperature when it materializes in your glass water which explodes outwards due to the sudden contraction from the loss of heat.

I wish I was standing on the roof of a tall building with no fear of falling.

(Kogarasu Maru, I'd forgotten the Japanese name, so little crow had to do. It's sad how few people have actually heard about the thing and assume that all Japanese swords had a single edge.  Beautiful weapon.)

[Dragor23]

Granted. You don't feel fear. You don't fear anything. You don't feel something. Thats because you're a light arrester.


I wish a mars, that can contain live.

(Well, japanese swords are somewhat uncommon  Mostly they just saw some katanas in kung-fu films. Or ninja films [ It's a terrible idea for a scout to have a clumsy and heavy sword... ] )

[Valid_Dark]

wish granted, you're transported to 10,000 years ago, during the height of the martian empire,
but you're still on earth and are surrounded by cavemen.

I wish there were no more stupid people.

[terkiey]

Everyone is clever and no-one ever works in a fastfood shop ever again, no more kfc for my colorful soul.

I wish that I was a pair of white slow clapping hands.

[Playergamer]

Wish granted,however,the hands can't do anything but slow clap,and eventually somebody kills you because they think you are insulting them.

I wish for RASPBERRY JAM! (From jefmajors happywheels.)

[jaina]

Congratulations, you receive your jam only to find it is fully of bugs and poison.

I wish for a truck load of pennies