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[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, the [redacted] [redacted] your head.

I wish that I was an airship pirate.

[Sirus]

Your airship never gets off the ground, as the physics don't work right in this universe. You are the laughingstock of the entire world.

I wish I had a neverending supply of electricity.

[Azthor]

Granted, I hope you like your newfound life as an immortal bio-battery.

I wish for the Multiverse to be undone permanently.

[Sirus]

Granted. A new, identical multiverse pops into existence the instant the old one ends. In fact, this already happened.

I wish I could cook a decent meal.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, it taste so good you realize how awful this world's luxuries are and you commit suicide.

I wish that mozart was revived and not insane

[Loud Whispers]

>Zombie Mozart.
Everything is better with zombies.

I wish I had the power to conjure toasted bread from nowhere. SCREW CONSERVATION OF MASS I HAVE WISHES

[uber pye]

the toast is poison

i wish i ruled the world!!!!

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, but you had to eradicate all life and take a sizable chunk out of mother earth (2.5/3 to be precise) and you rule only yourself and the small spec of athmosphere the ruined planet provides.

I wish for zombie mozart

[obolisk0430]

He gets killed by a guy who keeps talking about his buddy Kieth.

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, you procasinate 0.0001% less

I wish for zombie mozart x1000

[Sirus]

They all get nuked.

I wish people were forbidden from making stupid duplicate wishes.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. They make stupid duplicate corruptions instead.

Granted. They make stupid duplicate corruptions instead.

I wish I was a winged creature with the ability to fly and not get burnt by the sun, not hunted down by anti-mutant police and invincible to all kinds of harm, including corruptions.

[Sirus]

Granted. You become a boring invincible hero. You are shunned by society and forgotten by history.

I wish people would stop attempting to cheat by adding all sorts of conditions to their wish.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, partially. Instead they add conditions that make their wish EVEN EASIER to corrupt

I wish for a wish that gives me two wishes for every wish

[Sirus]

Granted. Each wish is more corrupted than the last, until the universe explodes thanks to you wishing for a glass of water.

I wish the Norse gods were real.