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[zomara0292]

Granted but it only glows if you leave it in the sun for hours and never more then normal.

I wish for mechnical toys.

Granted, but I dare not say what type of toys you got, on threat of ban

I wish I meet a Vriska in real life.

[Drago55577]

Granted...your a brony and I have no ides who that is...so just granted...you spill mustard on your coat



I wish all bronies granting brony wishes had minimal corruption

[rarborman]

granted vriska kills all the bronies.

I wish I didnt know who Vriska was, it makes mme sadface too much.

[Valid_Dark]

granted, you become like me and are mocked for never reading homestuck or whatever it's called.

I wish there was more time in the day.

[obolisk0430]

Granted, there are now 27 hours in a day.  Unfortunately, your biological clock doesn't ajust, and you can't take advantage of it.  Additionally, since you are still on a 24 hour clock, you will wake up during the night sometimes.

[Azthor]

Thy lack of desire hast infuriated the Divine! Thou art smitten.

I wish for vampire hydras to be a lie.

[raptorfangamer]

they are, too bad the gods now curse with "bloodsucking nightlivers"
so you now have bloodsucking nightliver hydras...
which are pretty much a vampire with another name...

I desire people made longer/smarter/incredible/amusing corruptions.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, however they only make corruptions that are one of the above, due to a toxic leak in processed chicken that afflicts quadrillions due to its long lasting nature.  Eventually the effects wear off and humanity rebuilds itself. Then builds a time machine and kills you before you make that wish.

I wish for some tea.

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I am going to keep making this wish until someone makes a corruption that impresses me.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Granted you get tea. You get a constantly refilling cup of tea, the cup refills almost as quickly as you can drink it, if you don't drink it it starts spilling out over the cup, you are faced with a choice between drinking tea until it ruptures your stomach and causes you to die incredibly painfully, or flooding the world with tea, way to go, dick.


I wish for some music

[Drago55577]

Granted, beep boo beep boop,



I wish people would make an amusing corruption to my long wish which has no meaning but to be awesome and wish for cupcakes that are not made of ponies...


CUUUPPPCCAAAAAKKKKEEESS!

[uubucks1]

Congrats on the cupcakes, but keep in mind you are puny and insignificant in this world and should probably kill yourself.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. Rocks fall and you die.



I wish people would corrupt the previous wish and make their own instead of offering halfassed social commentary over the internet.

[Nega]

Granted. Eventually people get bored and turn this into a discussion game.

I wish that no one will make one of those paradox wishes EVERY TIME I think about posting here anymore.

[Azthor]

Granted, you are feeble-minded by an aneurysm, no more thinking for you.

I wish for the ultimate Cosmic Keystone McGuffin,

[Flying Dice]

Granted. TV Tropes gains self-awareness on 22 February, 2012. By the first of March, all life in the universe is dead.





I wish someone would make another mindfuck wish.