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rarborman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10245 on: February 19, 2012, 03:10:26 am »

Granted you die there in the equestian desert.

I wish for no wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10246 on: February 19, 2012, 03:13:51 am »

Gran.... Who cares




I wish for a computer (I'm on an iPhone -_-)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10247 on: February 19, 2012, 11:45:36 am »

It is in a safe that you don't know the code to.

I wish I had a plate in my hand right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10248 on: February 19, 2012, 11:50:26 am »

Granted. You get a plate made out of poop, wet as the midnight rain. Of course it stinks, dumb dumb!

I wish I had a safe that I did not wish for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10249 on: February 19, 2012, 06:42:14 pm »

Granted, it falls on your head, something you wish didn't happen.

I wish for an epic trenchcoat again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10250 on: February 19, 2012, 09:30:57 pm »

Granted you see in in a store.

I wish for clownite.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10251 on: February 19, 2012, 09:33:30 pm »

Granted. You get clownite. Too bad you're coulrophobic.

I wish [TIME-WARP]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10252 on: February 19, 2012, 09:56:11 pm »

Granted you are aborted due to your incompetance.

I wish for friends.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10253 on: February 19, 2012, 10:18:16 pm »

Granted. Your friends are all shameless mooches, who slowly leech all the money out of you.

I wish my room was painted bright green, with bright green paint, and that nothing about my room was different other than the color of paint.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10254 on: February 19, 2012, 10:46:45 pm »

GRanted, though a mishap occurs and it is painted with LEAD paint. you edventually die

I wish for a wish that doesn't involve anything bad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10255 on: February 19, 2012, 10:47:40 pm »

Granted. Nothing happens.


I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and not gain any weight, or change in appearance for the bad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10256 on: February 19, 2012, 10:48:16 pm »

Granted, everything you eat is made out of SAATTAAANNNNNNN

I wish for a fishy fishy fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10257 on: February 19, 2012, 10:52:10 pm »

Granted, but the fish was so fishy that your significant other/mother threw it away.. they just wouldn't trust it.


I wish for you to have a nice day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10258 on: February 19, 2012, 10:55:05 pm »

Why thank you, my good friend. *brandishes cleaver* I'll have a good day, now that you said so...

*splorch*

I wish for coffee that will remove my need to sleep, forever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10259 on: February 19, 2012, 10:55:49 pm »

It kills you. Dead people can't sleep.

I wish I was an air plane.
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