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[Flying Dice]

Granted. We don't notice it for quite some time.




I wish that you could divide by zero without breaking reality.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, instead you cause reality to fragment around you and the system we know as sol is OBLITERATED. including it's sister dimension celestia.

I wish humanity to unite and travel the stars as one even if it was just for a day

[Sirus]

Granted. After the day is over, humanity nukes itself because we can't stand each other.

I wish for unlimited processing power.

[Peewee]

Granted. After the day is over, humanity nukes itself because we can't stand each other.

I wish for unlimited processing power.

Granted, but someone shuts it off after simulating tomorrow.

I wish for hax.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. Someone sends you a massive folder containing every image meme labelled "hax" ever made.




I wish for U.S. politicians to stop giving a damn about what the neoconservatives and AIPAC want.

[Drago55577]

Granted, but I have no idea what that is so I just take twilight and give her a big hug


I wish for magic and sparkles

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You get Twilight's Edward Cullen.

I wish I was all sparkly clean.

[fergus]

Granted! You are Edward Cullen.

I wish the sun was green.

[Drago55577]

I posted a wish before you but it disappeared stupid iPhone



Granted, the sun is now vomit


I wish apple made better things, or had applejacks apple

[terkiey]

Apple is now a vegetable.

I wish that I had a longer peanut.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, You have a longer, artificial peanut, yet of chinese imitation grade craftsmanship. That isn't what you asked, but heck naw, I ain't givin' you the real thing.

I wish I was a gun, for hire.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You are now a Glock 17 streetwalker.






I wish all this stuff with ACTA, etc. was just a bad dream.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, each night in your sleep you relive the terrors of said bad dream OVER AND OVER again until you are driven mad.

I wish I was a glock 17 streetwalker for hire.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are confiscated by the police and melted down into scrap metal.  Your individual metal atoms are later reassembled into the form a spatula in a greasy roadside diner where nothing is ever cleaned.

I wish it wasn't late here already.

[Drago55577]

Granted, the sun is so hot it becomes the Equestrian wasteland and you die.



I wish for equestrian wasteland