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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10215 on: February 16, 2012, 10:09:30 am »
Granted, you end up as three. While four lives a happy life with a beautiful wife, you are stuck with a dead-end job and now money.

I wish for 69.
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Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10216 on: February 16, 2012, 11:56:08 am »
Granted, you are now but a roadkill on highway 69.


I wish I could do better corruptions than this.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10217 on: February 16, 2012, 12:14:33 pm »
Seeing as 'this' does not do ANY corruptions, your corruptions are 0.000000000001 better, so your corruptions are terrible.

I wish that quick-reply was quicker than a jump of leap of rocket of simple of poo.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10218 on: February 16, 2012, 12:35:54 pm »
Granted Toady removes quick reply due to that intelligable wish.

I wish for flour.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10219 on: February 16, 2012, 12:48:23 pm »
Granted. Here's a flower.

I wish I stopped misreading things.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10220 on: February 16, 2012, 05:44:53 pm »
you now take at least 5 days to read a single word

i wish i did not accidently the table
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10221 on: February 16, 2012, 06:37:59 pm »
Granted, you slip on a banana somehow and break the chair instead.

I wish for EXTERMINATE!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10222 on: February 16, 2012, 10:12:23 pm »
Granted, you EXTERMINATE the sun, which allows the weeping angels to roam freely, conquering earth and eventually the entire universe.

I wish I had more tea.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10223 on: February 16, 2012, 10:18:40 pm »
Granted, it is scolding hot and in your face.

I wish I had  really fucking cold tea, even solid tea.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10224 on: February 17, 2012, 11:05:11 am »
Quote from: terkiey on February 16, 2012, 10:18:40 pm
Granted, it is scolding hot and in your face.

I wish I had  really fucking cold tea, even solid tea.

Granted. its lodged in your throat. Happy chokings.

I wish I could understand this demonic text speech.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10225 on: February 17, 2012, 02:50:50 pm »
Granted, it takes several years just to identify one proper letter/symbol

I wish for wishes
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10226 on: February 17, 2012, 04:05:12 pm »
granted, you may have as many wishes as you want, .... but they will all be corrupted

I wish people didn't suck so bad at this game.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10227 on: February 17, 2012, 04:12:05 pm »
Granted. People are now so awesome at this game that the crushed hopes and dreams cause multiple suicides.

I wish that hologram technology from Star Wars was real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10228 on: February 17, 2012, 04:15:31 pm »
It is but the conservative government's secret cult leaders think its too awsome to letpeople have it.

I wish I had my labtop this month.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10229 on: February 17, 2012, 05:58:16 pm »
Granted, you drop it on the floor and it shatters into pieces.

I wish for the galactic core to be destroyed
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