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Trapezohedron

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10200 on: February 15, 2012, 10:35:21 am »
Granted. You also get throat cancer. Congratulations.

I wish I had a large [REDACTED]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10201 on: February 15, 2012, 11:24:54 am »
Your redacted is so large, that your entire body ends up gone, censored into oblivion.

I wish I could be bothered to make a fort out of soap.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Zecro_The_Scourge

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10202 on: February 15, 2012, 03:28:55 pm »
Wish granted, someone sets fire to ammunition and fuel depot and all the soap arrounds you melt, trapping you inside your humble abode.

I wish for lasers to strike the next poster below me
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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10203 on: February 15, 2012, 03:57:18 pm »
Granted, I'm a mirror.

I wish for anti-mirror lasers.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10204 on: February 15, 2012, 04:09:28 pm »
Granted, they hit the SCP 'Porcelain Girl'. Her porcelain skin falls off. She touches you and your skin falls off due to severe necrosis. You die 2 days later after ants colonize your body.

I wish I had a joker card.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10205 on: February 15, 2012, 04:11:21 pm »
You have a card with the joker on it. He taunts you constantly for a year. Batman throws his batarang at the card and accidentally decapitates you.

I wish that I could be bother to corrupt jokes by using my [REDACTED].
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10206 on: February 15, 2012, 06:25:05 pm »
Granted, people become so fussed up your redacted is removed by a veterinarian trained in neutering.

I wish for this guy to disappear
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10207 on: February 15, 2012, 06:51:42 pm »
Granted he reappears to your location.

I wish I was my same old self.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10208 on: February 15, 2012, 08:13:43 pm »
You are locked into eternal stasis as your 150 year old self, doomed to suffer dementia endlessly.

I wish Necromancers were less irritating to fight.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10209 on: February 15, 2012, 08:15:16 pm »
Granted. Now the forum is filled with "DF is too easy, lolz" spam. Constantly. Forever. And it's all your fault.
...plus you're an orphan.

I wish we were having tacos for dinner instead of salad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10210 on: February 15, 2012, 08:25:46 pm »
Granted, you have a heart attack. 
I wish I knew what to do for my junior speech.
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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10211 on: February 15, 2012, 09:00:02 pm »
The thing that you have to do is to put watermelons in your anus.

I wish that I could grammar and speelings.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10212 on: February 15, 2012, 10:39:46 pm »
BWaaaaah?

Bwah bwah, bwah bwaaah.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10213 on: February 15, 2012, 11:18:41 pm »
Granted. Bwah.

I wish I was eternily youthful and indestructible.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10214 on: February 16, 2012, 01:33:37 am »
Granted, you are a black hole.

I wish four.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."
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