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[Floirt]

Granted. Everyone post wishes about tentacle demons, who are coming to your house to "corrupt" you. Have fun!

I wish for a Inflate -3 error.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You explode negatively. Which I guess means you implode.

I wish I hadn't put "speed holes" in my car's engine.

[muwahahaha]

Granted. Your car engine overheats due to a design flaw resulting in lack of cooling that could have been solved with 'speed holes'. The engine explodes magnificently, and everyone witnessing it can't help but be amazed by the fireworks show, that is, until your body parts come flying down on top of their head, which elves then come along and devour.

I wish that it was 7:30 am forever

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The Earth stops spinning. One side becomes a frozen wasteland and the other a blistering desert. Unfortunately you're now kind of at the border, on the blistering desert side.

I wish to be right in the middle, between the blistering desert and the frozen wasteland.

[Floirt]

Granted. The left side of you is in the blistering desert, the right side is in the frozen wasteland. As you are simultaneously freezing and burning to death, the difference of temperature between the two sides of your body makes it explode in a googolplex of bits.
You reincarnate as a goblin drunk.

I wish human children weren't so overpowered, and that my left +rope reed sock+ wasn't a !!+rope reed sock+!!.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, children are now weak and frail, and often die from common colds and coughs. The death/birth rate flips and humankind dies off rapidly. Your +left rope reed sock+ is now a !!+left rope reed sock+!!, not a !!+rope reed sock+!!.

[muwahahaha]

Granted, you are now <insert name of most hated thing in the world>.

I wish I knew what Helmaroc's most hated thing in the world was.

[LASD]

Granted, It's something so horrible that you spend the rest of your days whimpering in a corner. That will make you too forget to make wishes in 'Corrupt a wish!' game, since the most hated thing in the world has made you unable to think of anything good to wish for. At least it seems like that because everytime you wish for something, it is granted in a corrupted way and makes everything even worse.

I wish that 'Corrupt a wish!' would always have 42 pages of posts (like it has now, you wrongly postdisplaying people)

[Coke_Can64]

Granted!

And therefore, aliens looking for the meaning of life hijack the boards and post some random meme-based drivel like:

THIS... IS... BAY12GAMES!

I see what you did thar.

and

Wow, there are OVER 9000!!!1one!!1eleven! views for this thread

and whilst doing so, they mind control everybody. EVERBODY! 

I wish I had a better week. I have a cold, my bike is screwing up and I've got half-yearly results incoming... so fire away! 

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Your half-yearly test results show that your crabs have herpes. And you didn't just catch the clap, you got a standing ovation. But you dined in a really nice dining room yesterday, and admired own fine grate. On the balance, your year is turning out to be fantastically awesome!

[DreaDFanG]

Granted you fall into a pit of nothing....

I wish for quantum ripped pants...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

(I forgot a wish last time!)

Granted. You can stuff anything you want into your pants with no limit. However, weight is a problem and eventually you're crushed under them.

I wish the Land Before Time series had ended at the first one.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted, but all that gay dino action has to go somewhere...like your living room!!!

I wish for see through shirts for women, to be the only kind...O yeah!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Your mom gets a lot more action now

I wish these three pieces of work would just suddenly be done, as if I did them myself but I don't have to spend the time or effort doing it.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but they have your mother's name on them...

I wish for cylons....to be in my garage...

also she get enough as is...(shudders)