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[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Doing so requires you to bleed a bit, and use your blood as a reagent. Then, you must avoid touching anything for 24 hours with any exposed parts of your body.

You accidentally touch your left hand with your right hand after transmuting lead to gold, petrifying yourself into a statue of gold.

I wish I had The Power.

[terkiey]

You have the power to not have powers.

I wish that there was no signature limit.

[bukitodinos]

there is now an avatar ban

i wish for a good skyrim mod

[terkiey]

Granted, the creator didn't upload it somewhere you could access it.

I wish that skyrim good mod.

[obolisk0430]

Granted.  Everyone is so jelouse that they stab you again.  I wish I had more time to do fun things.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You are now unemployed, homeless, and starving. Have fun!



I wish I procrastinated less. Or not.

[terkiey]

Granted, all you ever do is work... You life is boring.

I wish Flying Dice died of dysentery.

[Sirus]

He dies of dysentery, only to come back to life, be hailed as the Messiah, and brings about world peace while humanity explores the cosmos.

I wish I had a million dollar's worth of pennies.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you stole them from an Italian businessman, who then proceeds to pay the mafia to night-kill you and all the town mourn the loss of the pennies.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for besides tea.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you wish to be soaked in acid.


I wish Bullfrog would return, better at making games than ever and get to making Dungeon Keeper 3.

[raptorfangamer]

Granted, too bad they get sued to hell and back by EA
(Google WFTO)


I wish EA didnt butcher all the good concepts into chinese MMOs

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. They don't butcher those concepts into Chinese MMOs. They butcher it into Zynga MMOs, which is much, much worse.

"Urdnot Wrex ran out of ammo for his weapon. Lend him a clip?"

"Click here"

I wish I knew Music.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. You never again enjoy listening to any music, because you know it so well.
And also you get all the terrible annoying songs stuck in your head. ;3

I wish I cound make anyone believe anything I say.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Everyone believes what you say. Even your lies.

You joke about being a pervert and having flipped so many skirts and stared at girls somewhat maliciously. They believe you, punch you and label you as the Perverted Prince.

Then you regret making this wish.

I wish I was a poor boy, not needing sympathy.

[Alternatecash]

Granted. Unfortunately, Beelzebub had a devil set aside for you. I doesn't end well.

I wish these corruptions were more clever.