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[terkiey]

Granted, but you don't have Maptools.

I wish that nitrogen oxide jumping compund research science 69 sexual orientation of the sun.

[Skyrunner]

Granted - variable corn muffins.

I wish wishers would wish for understandable wishes, not non-not-wishlike wishes that require what a weary wambler to weally wead.

[Rose]

Granted, piddle.

I wish for food.

[terkiey]

You get food, it isn't nice.

I wish that piddle muffin heart touch cup fish dragon call text AB OR C

[Skyrunner]

AB XOR C

I wish I was an immortal invincible shapechanger.

[Sirus]

Granted. The shapechanging is involuntary, and 99.99999% of your possible forms are not invincible or immortal.

[Phantom of The Library]

Sirus's wish is granted, you obtain chainsaw/Gatling gun, however, it is the key to an ancient alien spacecraft which is part of an intergalactic death fleet destroyed in ages past.  In short order you are killed for the weapon then your soul is enslaved by Yog Soggoth who forces you to perform line dances with Richard Simmons for the president of Assyria.

I wish that I could decide on what to eat.

[Sirus]

You decide to eat rabbit food. You're not sure why, but now your mind is made up.

I wish that I was a master programmer.

[Skyrunner]

Granted, but you realize you cannot read any code that is written by yourself.

I wish I understood D&D as well as Fool or Shoruke or Cript.

[terkiey]

You do, but you accidentally the time machine and D&D was never invented.

I wish I didn't accidentally ''2/314

[Skyrunner]

ERROR: SYNTAX

I wish I could eat popcorn.

[terkiey]

You can but you accidentally the time machine and eating was never invented.

I wish popcorn was minotaurs.

[Skyrunner]

The minotaurs come out of the microwave and maul you for abusing the time machine.

I wish I had a death note and a life note. That work as advertisedz

[terkiey]

You don't have a pen.

I wish that anime wasn't actually in retcon ghost action 23 69 carnifex

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, yet you inexplicably disappear in a puff of logic.

I wish terkiery and others would make UNDERSTANDABLE wishes rather than just troll.