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Author Topic: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 6/6 Turn 7: At long last  (Read 13545 times)

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Roll to DOOM CRUISER 6/6 Turn 7: At long last
« on: February 08, 2015, 05:51:32 pm »

Oh no, the DOOM CRUISER is heading straight for THE PLANET! All pilots to your ships! If you don't destroy the DOOM CRUISER, THE PLANET is DOOMED!

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« Last Edit: April 17, 2015, 09:56:17 pm by Person »
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 0/6
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2015, 06:15:48 pm »

Scapegoat-class wild weasel shuttle.
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 1/6
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2015, 06:47:51 pm »

You're in. I'm kinda surprised I was actually able to think of decent ship design for that phrase. As for what exactly that design is, I'll be keeping your ships a surprise until the game starts.
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 0/6
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2015, 06:57:51 pm »

Red Rover, reporting for duty sah!

(red rover red rover, send the scout to scan, over!)
« Last Edit: February 08, 2015, 07:42:50 pm by Pufferfish »
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 0/6
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2015, 07:04:27 pm »

Ultimate Signifier WMG (kamehameha gun) Platform Battleship
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 3/6
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2015, 07:21:02 pm »

Use of acronyms is stretching things a bit, but I'll allow it. What does WMG actually stand for though, even though I do have a basic idea of what it is?
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 0/6
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2015, 07:22:17 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2015, 07:29:51 pm »

Use of acronyms is stretching things a bit, but I'll allow it. What does WMG actually stand for though, even though I do have a basic idea of what it is?
Wave Motion Gun.
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 0/6
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2015, 07:41:40 pm »

The Salsa Chunkifier
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 5/6
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2015, 08:14:34 pm »

Until today I never thought I'd have to use the word salsa in such a way. I suppose it was inevitable. Somehow I feel like you'll be vastly disappointed when you find that there is no salsa to chunk in space. Nonetheless, I'm pleased with how that ship came out.
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 5/6
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2015, 08:22:29 pm »

Doom Cruiser Mk II.

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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 5/6
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2015, 08:23:43 pm »

Updated my ship description :P

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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 6/6
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2015, 08:57:27 pm »

Waitlist!

Doom Metal Sonic Assault Craft!
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Re: Roll to DOOM CRUISER 6/6 Turn 0: Arrival of the defenders
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2015, 09:00:08 pm »

The valiant fleet of ships has begun to approach the DOOM CRUISER! At the front of the pack is Pufferfish in the Red Rover! The Red Rover is designed primarily as a support vehicle. It has high speed, allowing it to travel about the area with ease. It also has scanning equipment.

Following them is bigjaredmonkey in... Er... Actually, what is that? Never mind.

Moving on, next up is Nirur Torir in the Scapegoat-class wild weasel shuttle. The Scapegoat class wild weasel shuttle is designed to draw enemy fire, and either tank it or dodge it to divert damage from weaker ships.

Neck and neck with the wild weasel shuttle is Salsacookies in The Salsa Chunkifier. The Salsa Chunkifier was created mostly using parts from old meat processing factories. No one really knows why, but it grinds up metal almost as well as it does meat.

Following them is Ozarck in The Doom Cruiser Mk II. The Doom Cruiser Mk II was hastily thrown together to mock/confuse the DOOM CRUISER. It looks very much like a miniature DOOM CRUISER, but obviously it doesn't have the full complement of weapons you'd expect. A mock-up it may be, but its still a highly effective all rounder spacecraft.

Bringing up the rear is Andres in the Ultimate Signifier WMG Platform Battleship, and its easy to see why they're last to arrive. The Ultimate Signifier is designed to do one job, and one job very well. It may be slow, and it might not be able to dodge well, but it has a very, very, big gun, and that's all it needs, right?

The DOOM CRUISER sits in wait, taking in its opposition.  Something seems to whir within it for a moment, and its lights grow brighter. It must be preparing for an attack. The first attack is in 2 turns! Go get em, pilots! All players start at long range, and close by each other. Feel free to say you distribute yourself into a circle to avoid splash damage or whatever. Its all mostly abstracted. Its probably safe to assume you can change range and shoot at the same time.

Players:
Nirur Torir: Long range.
Pufferfish: Long range.
Andres: Long range.
bigjaredmonkey: Long range.
Salsacookies: Long range.
Ozarck: Long range.

Spoiler: Nirur Torir (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pufferfish (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Andres (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: bigjaredmonkey (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The DOOM CRUISER (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 20, 2018, 08:23:06 am by Person »
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Re: Roll to Roll to DOOM CRUISER 6/6 Turn 0: Arrival of the defenders
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2015, 09:14:57 pm »

RED ROVER RED ROVER MOVE TO SCAN THE CRUISER, OVER.
LINK CHUNKIFIER AND SCAPEGOAT.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2015, 09:42:02 pm by Pufferfish »
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