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[Teneb]

Name them both maggot, so now you have maggots in your personal zoo.

[Solymr]

... I knew I was forgetting something.

Welp I have savestates so at least one will be maggot :v

[Akura]

...I did not know there was an Antidote in that tree.

[Tawa]

...I did not know there was an Antidote in that tree.

It's clearly a magic rainforest tree with medicinal properties. You've doomed scientific advancement by stealing the last of its sap.

[Solymr]

You've doomed scientific advancement by stealing the last of its sap.

: THAT'LL TEACH THOSE HIPPIE SCIENTISTS WHO'S THE BOSS.

[That Wolf]

Wow this reminds me of the ol' pKmN wars so bad.
You know... the ones private surge mentions... yes private. You dont get promoted if your blaster is set to stun. No what gets you promoted is using a houndoom and the move Flammenwerfer!

Dont read if you are easily offended

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I genuinly think Nintendo should release a game set im the pokemon wars timeline. None of this 12yo old shit
Like colloseum changed the idea of how the outskirts of the game world actualy works
Its beautifuly distopian. But the generic format is you are a rich kid in a first world country with immature terror cells stryiving for easy to achive goals that get foiled by a kid. I want hardcore shit. Not hyperbeaming the ground below the enemy, naw direct headshot hyperbeams resulting in death.
The pokemon wars started because of the invention of the pokeball. Its a fact! How do I know you ask?
Its obvious that peoples greed alowed them to catch pokemon and abuse their powers, the original ranger catching system was to difficult for anyone to exploit, and rangers swore an oath to never take pokemon out of their respective regions/areas
Yes I know im right, you can thank me later
Pokemon is deeper than you would see at first glance

[Tawa]

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Yes I know im right, you can thank me later

/arrogance

[That Wolf]

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Yes I know im right, you can thank me later

/arrogance

Yes its a character trait of mine. But I dont usually use that specific line unless I have conviction in it. Its cannon. It just isnt explained properly in the games, i drew the most basic logical conclusion from the statement of a gym leader.
Ive played all the games and have enough info to link it all up. I would even say that pokemon armys are still in the cannon world fighting all the dicks who use theif/master balls. Cause master balls arent rare. Sylph co is just a multinational weapons devoloper. Like samsung


Edit: actualy I havnt played all the games. I stopped at black n white.
Stopped playing because I guess I grew out of it. I still love it. But the game formula became stagnant and I got over iv and ev training.
I still love my marrowak with 750 850 str with the bone club and the move bonemerang.

[Professor Lemur]

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Yes I know im right, you can thank me later

/arrogance

Yes its a character trait of mine. But I dont usually use that specific line unless I have conviction in it. Its cannon. It just isnt explained properly in the games, i drew the most basic logical conclusion from the statement of a gym leader.
Ive played all the games and have enough info to link it all up. I would even say that pokemon armys are still in the cannon world fighting all the dicks who use theif/master balls. Cause master balls arent rare. Sylph co is just a multinational weapons devoloper. Like samsung


Edit: actualy I havnt played all the games. I stopped at black n white.
Stopped playing because I guess I grew out of it. I still love it. But the game formula became stagnant and I got over iv and ev training.
I still love my marrowak with 750 850 str with the bone club and the move bonemerang.

It's not like it is actually canon though. Until the development team confirm it its just headcanon.
Besides. It's still a children's game.
Also it's not fact, because pokeballs were created a lot sooner. In Gen six there were stories of a war two thousand years before.
So no, it's not pokeballs.
Tl;dr Don't jump to conclusions her.  Yes a pokemon for adults will be great but when push comes to shove it's a children's game.

Quick edit to keep the thread on rails: looks like you got quite a nice squad there. Can't wait to see how an all-out shock and awe charge will do against brock. 

[Solymr]

Update #6

[Professor Lemur]

Giving it a good few days until the boulder badge is weaponised.

[Parsely]

To Kartoffen City!

[GiglameshDespair]

Ah, Brock. Pathetically easy with the water starter.

[Solymr]

Pathetically easy with any starter except fire. And even then all you needed was a Mankey :v

Ok so I want more suggestions for teamcomp. I saw Exeggutor and checked up on him and it SUCKS, so of course I'm gonna use him but I need more.

[Cerol Lenslens]

I saw Exeggutor and checked up on him and it SUCKS, so of course I'm gonna use him but I need more.

He's not that bad, IIRC. It's bulkier than your standard Psychic, hits decently on the physical side, and quite hard on the special side, and has some decent status moves because it's Grass-type. It suffers from a fairly bad basic movepool, even taking Exeggcute's moves into account, though, and wants TMs and Move Tutors. Things like Psychic, Giga Drain, and Sludge Bomb make good attacks for it, (it can learn Solar Beam naturally, but unless you want to give it Sunny Day...) and if you want you can teach it Explosion via move tutor. A detonating palm tree could be a decent finisher for some matches. Statuswise, Leech Seed can be absolute gold if used right, and Stun Spore or Sleep Powder make catching things easier.

As for other team members... You could get a Ditto and name it SPY... Or a Chansey and name it MEDIC, or a Rhydon (or Snorlax!) and name it HEAVY... Magmar might be a appropriate-looking fire type, since we passed up on a Flamethrower user at the beginning, but you can get a Vulpix much earlier. (I'd have suggested Growlithe, but that's Fire Red-exclusive) I'd also suggest Scyther, because every military team needs a knife nut.

But here's the problem: Virtually everything I've mentioned is found in the Safari Zone or later. You need suggestions for Pokemon to carry you that far in the game. To that end, I'm going to suggest Diglett or Sandslash, Bellsprout, and... I guess something from Mt. Moon: Soldier clearly needs a Clefairy in his employ.