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[kj1225]

personal log:  Attempts to seduce fellow pilots failing. Need extra rum ration and two coconuts for next attampt.

[SOLDIER First]

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I thought Lionan was, if anything, younger than Iris.

[Dwarmin]

"Personal note-considering promotions. Transferring Tonya to live ordinance disposal detail. Sending Iris on lone night patrol duty in Snipers Alley. Midoki on latrine digging. Lindemann to supervise new blind pilots."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I didn't know Iris Lindemann had a sister!

[Dwarmin]

I didn't know Iris Lindemann had a sister!

Alright, you get both.

Patrolling snipers alley with Blind pilots.

[SOLDIER First]

25 > 18, Elf.

[GiglameshDespair]

I didn't know Iris Lindemann had a sister!

Alright, you get both.

Patrolling snipers alley with Blind pilots.

"Look for the muzzle flash!"
"But..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I didn't know Iris Lindemann had a sister!

Alright, you get both.

Patrolling snipers alley with Blind pilots.

That's just asking to get court-martialled

[kj1225]

Personal log 2:  Following my transfer I have found out that boobs can bruise. Currently training squirrels to do my job.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry to interrupt your... Thing everyone. Just have a couple of comments to make.

Groundpounder: Move (0,0,-5)

Vulpes Minor moves (0,0,-6.)

First of all, these two orders put Groundpounder and Vulpes Minor in the same hex, which can't happen. So one or both of you will have to change your orders to prevent the conflict from happening. Next turn I'll use the coordinate system that Culise proposed, so this shouldn't happen again.

Hierarch: 0,0,-5

Err... The Hierarch is currently located in the southern group, between the Edelweiss and Neptune. So that move is not legal. I understand why you're confused though, since you and Kansa both picked gold and black for your paint schemes and I didn't make it clear about which is which. Sorry about that.

[The Ensorceler]

Finished! This should be... entertaining, to say the least.

Spoiler: Yes, he's really blind (click to show/hide)

Pilot: Everything there is to know about your mech pilot.
Name: Eilert Sigfrid Ragnvaldsson
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Appearance: Medium height, slight build, dark brown hair, and blind, apparently due to an injury. Prefers to wear an open greatcoat, cloak or other article of loose clothing in addition to a standard military uniform.
Background: Having joined a semi-formal police/militia group based outside his hometown of Staal in his mid twenties, Eilert received a bit of combat training before being given a hunting rifle and a flare gun to go on his patrols. Two years in, with several skirmishes and a decent firefight under his belt, Eilert stumbled across a plan among his superiors to bootleg a mech and take over the surrounding area. Forcibly recruited into the group, Eilert was blinded during a test firing of a scavenged missile, resulting in a number of shrapnel wounds on his right side, and one across the top of his nose and through his right eye. Taken to the local doctor, his case was repeatedly botched, with his left eye going to infection. Transferred to the regional, and then national hospital, he was eventually stabilized, but at far too great a cost for Eilert to reasonably cover. Basically owned by the country now, someone with his disabilities made a nearly ideal espionage agent, but a bureaucratic mixup over the legal definition of able-bodied soldiers dumped him in pilot training when the war started instead.
   Rather than point out the mistake, Eilert was able to get along reasonably well by shutting down almost all functions of his mech before executing a hot restart to avoid and counter incoming threats.
Note: To whoever gets this guy in their unit, under no circumstances should he be issued an artillery piece. Almost took the damn barracks out.
   -Sgt. Johan Smit

Stats: How good your character is at piloting mechs. You initially have 50 points to distribute between the 4 stats. No stat may have more than 25 points in it.
Attack: 15
Defence: 0
Accuracy: 10
Evasion: 25

Mech: What kind of mech you're piloting, and what weapons they have. Look below in the mech and weapon spoilers for the different types.
Callsign/Name: Mantis
Colour/Paintjob: Dark Green/Brown
Mech Type: Harbinger Scout Mech
Weaponry: 'Lance' Kinetic Rockets

[SOLDIER First]

I ain't movin' fer nothin'.

[MDFHIVEWASP]

Can you add a waiting list spoiler in OP?

[Digital Hellhound]

A coordinate system will be welcome. I could also just drag the map to Paint and draw an arrow where I wanted to go. THINKING IS HARD.