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Author Topic: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together  (Read 33360 times)

wipeout1024

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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #105 on: February 13, 2015, 10:49:01 pm »

Finish writing the letter.
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #106 on: February 13, 2015, 10:49:12 pm »

One frantic dash to the closet later, Alex tried recollecting himself.

Well, that backfired. At this rate I'm going to have to wait in here until the evening... or perhaps fast-forwards it.

Hide in the closet with the door just barely cracked open, draw a crescent in the air with my finger.

(Relevant: http://okami.wikia.com/wiki/Crescent)
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #107 on: February 13, 2015, 10:57:55 pm »

Apologize to mother

Goal: Go to sleep.
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #108 on: February 14, 2015, 12:23:26 am »

Nonononono how can I be pain? How can pain think and feel and reason how can pain be without me to feel it how can I be if I'm not I no I must be meISTAN not painnotpainnotpain overcome it consume it devour it digest it!

Devour the pain and digest it in my subconscious! Grunt vigorously while doing so. I'L SHOW REALITY WHO'S BOSS!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #109 on: February 14, 2015, 03:34:45 am »

Goal: obtain money.

Look around. Is there anyone following me? If yes, run.

If no, consider further options. Less conspicuous methods of getting money. Hedge trimming, for instance. Where could I obtain hedge trimmers on the down low?


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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #110 on: February 14, 2015, 05:46:12 am »

Go to the nearest gun store and get me a pistol. Afterwards, hide it somewhere safely in my house, so that only I can find it.
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #111 on: February 14, 2015, 11:18:37 am »

Search for a new hideout, hopefully a warm one. On the way, ponder on the Agent's tattoo.
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #112 on: February 14, 2015, 03:30:56 pm »

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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #113 on: February 14, 2015, 03:35:40 pm »

"Nobody in particular. If you don't mind, I'll be getting outta here before bad things happen."

If they don't come after me, leave.

If they do come after me, sprint away!
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #114 on: February 14, 2015, 04:23:48 pm »

Quick! Get ready for work!
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #115 on: February 14, 2015, 04:34:42 pm »

Fuckit, just ... just be comatose for a while until I feel better.

((The Xantadice strike once more!))
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #116 on: February 14, 2015, 05:24:17 pm »

Fuckit, just ... just be comatose for a while until I feel better.

((The Xantadice strike once more!))
yeah, I was kinda having a hard time writing for :Try not to hurt - roll 1. you hurt yourself more. Ignore pain, roll 1 pain ignores you. Still, funny. heh.

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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #117 on: February 14, 2015, 05:28:40 pm »

((I have a quote somewhere in my sigtext that states I essentially only roll 1s and 6s.
It still holds true :P))
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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #118 on: February 14, 2015, 05:29:52 pm »

"Alright, I'm on it."

Find way to the toilet and clean the mess.
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wipeout1024

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Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together
« Reply #119 on: February 14, 2015, 05:48:12 pm »

Get some stamps.
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