Sell drugs in the back, and give a cut to the don Chain Manager.
(-1 mafias terf, -1 news hotspot)[6-2] You start to sell drugs to whomever comes by the back of the store. Yourself you self venture quickly gets stopped by some guys in suits. You get a quick talking to, and a few verbal threats. They take your visable stash, and tell you to 'get outta here', so you scram. A few seconds later, a ninja appears behind you. . . . With many papers. A deep, menacing, and faintly racist voice tells you to sign or die.
Kidnap a manager from a competitor and fry them.
(-1 Kidnapping ninjas. -1 all alone in the den of lions) [
1-2]
You go in on your secret mission to infiltrate Ninja Dojo, and gain more ingredients. . . . As you head in through the front door, a hand gun in each hand, feeling boss, you fail to notice that nobody is there. At all. You walk up to the counter and make a lot of noise to scare off the customers. . . . But fail to scare even a rat. If there was any. (-1 for unaware, -1 for ninja squad, -1 for loud huberious) [3-3] the battle was bloody, but depressingly sad. You forgot the bullets, and, while looking dumbfounded at your empty gun, were nearly torn to shreds. You are alive, but, are missing an arm, leg, and your left eye,
Advertise for McViolent. To aid me in this, find a big piece of cardboard and write "Come to McViolent, the best restaurant in the city!" on it.
(+1 Media support, +1 big sign) [5+2] it goes well. Not perfect, you do have a few people flip you off, or attemt to steal your sign, but, you always find a way to bounce back, and you help to nearly double the number of customers.
get job as overseer.
I make sure they don't stop working... With a whip
[4] the good news is that the
Chain Manager did not take offence to you applying for his job. He also did not care to even hire you, but he left the choice up to you wether you want to be dead, or an informant.
necromagic! yay me!
requisition LuckyK's busboy takings, as recompense for his shameful deads (I mean deeds ... but the punis amusing me so i'll leave the mispelling in).
[1]You start to take some of His funds, but the news, once again, switches on the attack. You are labled as a thieving boss, and, a formal investigation has been called on your entire company. The Chain manager is not pleased at all. If you fail this, you stand to lose a lot.
Send Generally out to gain ... security ... contracts from our competitors (read: extortion).
harass the cashier a bit (wipeout).
(-1 Negative pr)
[4-1] Yah. . . .its not going well for you. You seem to be attracting more negative attention by harassing your workers and trying to call for a guy who isnt working for the company to do illegal espionage. Yous about to be put down brah.
Add Zomburger to the menu as a PR stunt. Put Zombie Lucky in front of the media as much as possible. make him our awful, awful mascot.
(-2 negative pr)
[3-2] And the don comes just in time as you start frantically pulling apart LuckyKobold and regenerating him, to make more fried burgers. And he pulls out a revolver. (-2 negative PR, -1 the big man hates your guts right now) [5-3] The good news is he didnt shoot you. Probably becasue doing so would look bad on the news. Bad news is that you were hit so hard that you blacked out. You are now in a dark, cramped place, and you are sure that, not only do you have a bag on you head, and not only are you in a car, headed towards your death, but you surely lost your job. Worst. Day. Ever.
Get on the Chain Manager's good side, inform him that the Ninja Dojo has been doing suspicious activities of late.
(-2 he is pissed) [9-2] The man is angry, and one of your co-workers is making things go from bad to worse, to hell on earth. So you decide to fix that. you pick up a pistol and whack him hard in the back of the head. He goes down like a sack of knocked out Ozarcks. You look up to see your boss smiling and nodding with approval. He tells you to follow him as two men start to carry the poor ex-employee away. You all get into his car. (+1 because he is starting to like you. +1 because he recognizes you as one of his own) [2+2] You start to tell him about the issues you see starting to brew with the other rival company, but, he stops you mid word and tells you to shut up or you will end up like that other guy. And hands you more paperwork to fill out.
BE VIOLET CLEARENCE CITIZEN
PARANOIA
you try to become a Violet Clearance Citizen in the eyes of Paranoia Sirens [3]. It does not work out as planned. the second you tried to apply, guns start to pop out of your computer, and they command you to leave the site and apply for a red level clearance, first. and then they immediately start to fire on you.
Double posted this so you all can read and go over what you want to do this tern, again.
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