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[Beirus]

Hey PW, can you throw me back in the rotation for this game?

[piecewise]

Grab two more random tanks, and more importantly hoses with valves so I don't keep emptying tanks like I've been. Repeat previous testing procedure, but make sure to only run it for 2 seconds for each tank and card combo to keep the stuff in the tanks to last as long as possible.

Random eh?
Tanks: 13335345, 378873

Also, there are no hoses with valves. There are valves, and then there are hoses. I'll assume you grab a valve.

The next attempts are rather lack luster because you seem to have tanks of black smoke and a clear liquid.

That's the Perplexicon we know and love.

Note the gasoline tank number.  Mental note to self to make Tryrar drink some.

Pick a new tank and try it again; keep trying until I get something solid.

345343. This is the name of Tryrar's new favorite drink.

You grab tank 273 and plug it into the same setup you had before. It prints a handful of fist sized Porcelain bulls.

((Umm... wow...))

Head into supply.

Replace soda can with a hockey puck.

Head to testing but Make sure to not be anywhere near someone testing stuff in an uncontained environment.

Pull trigger, then pull trigger with each button depressed in turn.

You guys are gonna have to start reposting your machine setups here rather then just saying "Change this part".

Something like
Tank #>Trigger>Sodacan
                           ^
                    Card reader < Card #

Becomes

Tank #>Trigger>Hockey puck

Anyways.

You use the First tank from the reaction chamber and plug it into the system. You turn it on and a cylinder of what looks like leather oozing a rather nasty looking yellowish goo extends out of the puck like the most disgusting lightsaber imaginable. You turn the puck in it's side, so the cylinder is pointed sideways and the goo drips onto the ground, rather then back onto your hands and the puck.

You press the two buttons on the puck, but they don't stay depressed and they don't seem to do anything.

The yellowish goo is burning small craters in the floor where it lands.

So we need two new people. Or old ones if we don't get any other volunteers

I'm game

You're in.

Hey PW, can you throw me back in the rotation for this game?

Ah, cool. I died.
Put me back in whenever you feel like it.

NAV
Berius

Wait listed. Anyone one else want to join?

[Wolfkit]

Grab a tank, a printer, a card reader, and a card, and hook them up on turn it on. Record tank and card numbers.

[Toaster]

Grab a random numbered cylinder that hasn't been used before.  Grab a green rectangle that wasn't used before.  Prime the box with said rectangle, then attach the cylinder.  Activate.

((So I'd be typing it as...

New cylinder -> Box
                   ^-- New Rectange

?

Because that's what I want to do.

[Unholy_Pariah]

read the note that was in this room.

Attempt to break off the acid leather in the conrer of the room.

Grab Tanks 3 and 4 from the reaction chamber.

Head back to testing.

Turn red dial 45° and test fire tank 3 
Reset red dial, turn blue dial 45° then test fire tank 4.
Tanks are 17777 and 276456 respectively.


Current setup:
Tank->trigger valve-> hockey puck

[syvarris]

Rewaitlist, please!

((Nav, was there any actual goal or plan there, or where you just... goofing off?))

[Hapah]

Waaaaitlist.

[tryrar]

Summarize what tank I've tested so far held what, then Put back all tanks and grab a fresh batch of random new ones, stopping when I get something that prints solid. Use that type of tank for baseline testing(and note, everything I do is assumed to be in one of the testing chambers)

[piecewise]

Waaaaitlist.

You're in, since you haven't been in yet.

Current waitlist after that:

NAV
Berius
Sy

Grab a tank, a printer, a card reader, and a card, and hook them up on turn it on. Record tank and card numbers.

Tank: 17777

Card:  OW1684

It produces several cardboard books, each with about 5 thick pages that have random lines of text slightly embossed on them.

Grab a random numbered cylinder that hasn't been used before.  Grab a green rectangle that wasn't used before.  Prime the box with said rectangle, then attach the cylinder.  Activate.

((So I'd be typing it as...

New cylinder -> Box
                   ^-- New Rectange

?

Because that's what I want to do.

More like

New tank>Printer
                 ^
           Card reader <New Card.

Card:DL3489
Tank:378873
It prints a simple chair made out of fiberglass.

read the note that was in this room.

Attempt to break off the acid leather in the conrer of the room.

Grab Tanks 3 and 4 from the reaction chamber.

Head back to testing.

Turn red dial 45° and test fire tank 3 
Reset red dial, turn blue dial 45° then test fire tank 4.
Tanks are 17777 and 276456 respectively.


Current setup:
Tank->trigger valve-> hockey puck

The note says: "The first to be able to reliably hit targets at a distance on this range will be the winner."

You slap the leather cylinder around but it doesn't break. Hm. This is gonna make using this rather difficult.

(What were the other two tanks? Their numbers.)

Summarize what tank I've tested so far held what, then Put back all tanks and grab a fresh batch of random new ones, stopping when I get something that prints solid. Use that type of tank for baseline testing(and note, everything I do is assumed to be in one of the testing chambers)

Nah bro, I ain't summarizing. Look that up yourself. I just preform the reactions, you gotta do the science.

So the cards you have are:
EF1215
DK2315
WO3240
DL3489

And the new tanks you grab are:
54534
1453
1786

You try the first combination, EF1215 and 54534.

It prints a fairly generic looking human mask out of what appears to be pure diamond.

[Hapah]

Grab 2 tanks, 2 cards, a card reader, and a printer. Go find an empty room, hook up 1 tank/1 card/reader/printer, engage!

[Wolfkit]

New tank>Printer
                 ^
           Card reader <New Card.

[Unholy_Pariah]

err piecewise buddy ol pal, i actually listed the tanks for you as part of my action, they were 17777 and 276456.

Head to medical, grab the amputation machete.
head back to testing and cut the leather off.

Turn red dial 45° and test fire tank 4 (276456)
Reset red dial, remove clingy projections with machete.
turn blue dial 45° and test fire tank 4 again.
reset dial and remove projections.
repeat for remaining dials in that dial block.


Current setup:
Tank->trigger valve-> hockey puck

[Toaster]

Tank  >  Printer
                 ^
           Card reader <New Card.

Tank:378873

Screw it, can do worse than fiberglass.

Grab a handful of cards and keep trying new ones, one at a time.  Note card numbers.  Aim for weapon.

Also sit in chair

[tryrar]

(So EF1215 is definitely face or mask. Good to know!)

With baseline established, keep using tank 54534 and swap in the next card, DK2315. Record result

[piecewise]

I feel I'm having a bit of a problem being objective in the randomness of choosing random tanks and cards.  I'm gonna list the tanks and card numbers now. Use them.  I'll list the stuff for the other pieces when people actually figure out how to use em.

Tanks:
44345698
4787
31237
24534
626445
13335345
512378
2783
417345
145378
2455454
53216
54534
2453278
2112
101321
24866
345538
245378
83216
276456
5453
18876
575658
3440
17834
545353
24534340
232165
2321378
1453
1453
33541631
93516
345343
17783
24534
24353
63216
145
378378
28787887
2734
278783
273
102216
3454
378873
2783
1341
134
61351
1558
6651
8889
4549
43453
42346
2783
3783
1786
11618
2888345
723265
13275
51245
103216
1555
364544
654568
6978879
34534
1312651
345321
15346
41211
235168
4812
3453444
34534837
34445
17777
587
37834
278378
355586373
5254154
300045
17839

Cards:
LT1634
UT3377
MQ6334
MC4742
BI30495
EW5698
OW1684
LW2348
DK1562
DW0983
TG7252
HC3639
ZV9521
FV5518
SO1001
XC6519
LL5993
WL3545
CS3241
SP3546
PP3443
SO4246
DS23423
UB5936
CV5611
AL5645
EO2895
UY2854
IA9868
DO6441
FE2156
ZA2431
DV4652
YE9165
VS4346
GY6156
SV1666
EF1215
XL1239
BN4367
DL3489
KW4594
KK1692
CP4656
CV5469
BM4359
QO5468
CW3215
GD1321
DW1565
DO348905
CQ2286
BH9842
ID1949
DK2315
WP5314
KJ09234
VZ1511
NY6732
WF5644
PL6266
LC2138
QD5256
WO3240
GZ9296
HH8391
HM6779
IF9875
KN4894
CS2197
SL5439
JK4304
WP1562
NM6415
VL3541
TI3711
FH2923
CW2934
DK3474
WJ9842
LC3122
OW8549
HZ1319
GI2323
CD9189
XY8356
PK2373
VD4356
GO5152
NV9172
WL3452
IA1891
AL4969
LD2340
XL8584
FD3455
GB5724
VE3214
AY1733
EF7417
RP8386
QO3241
LR9333
ZN9721
VS9828
AY8625
PI4564



Before you try: The lists are scrambled, so you can't just line them up with other perplexicon lists.

Grab 2 tanks, 2 cards, a card reader, and a printer. Go find an empty room, hook up 1 tank/1 card/reader/printer, engage!

Tanks:
18876
575658
Cards:
DK3474
WJ9842

You hook up the first combination. It produces several lead wheels about a foot in diameter.

New tank>Printer
                 ^
           Card reader <New Card.

Card:A1891
Tank:34534

It produces a fuck ton of what appear to be ordinary carpentry nails. Except they seem to be made out of shell of some sort, like lobster or crab shell.

err piecewise buddy ol pal, i actually listed the tanks for you as part of my action, they were 17777 and 276456.

Head to medical, grab the amputation machete.
head back to testing and cut the leather off.

Turn red dial 45° and test fire tank 4 (276456)
Reset red dial, remove clingy projections with machete.
turn blue dial 45° and test fire tank 4 again.
reset dial and remove projections.
repeat for remaining dials in that dial block.


Current setup:
Tank->trigger valve-> hockey puck

dang, sorry.

You use the machete to clear the projector thing.

You turn the red dial 45 degrees to the right of it's starting position.
This produces a cylinder of iron, about 2 feet long, and much thicker along one axis. It's actually closer to a thick sheet then a cylinder. Removing it proves problematic, until you remember to close the valve. When you close the valve the metal protrusion falls off.

You try again, with the blue dial. The results are much the same, but with the thickness increasing along the opposite axis (The first one increased it horizontally, the second, vertically).

Yellow seems to control length, since dialing it up makes the projection longer.

At this point, however, the tank is drained.

Tank  >  Printer
                 ^
           Card reader <New Card.

Tank:378873

Screw it, can do worse than fiberglass.

Grab a handful of cards and keep trying new ones, one at a time.  Note card numbers.  Aim for weapon.

Also sit in chair

The chair is actually quite small, too small to sit in. Everything up to this point has been no more then about a foot wide or tall.

LT1634
UT3377
MQ6334


a miniature Fiberglass pickax
A miniature fiberglass statue of a three headed dog.
A miniature fiberglass...hard to say. It looks like a rather distressing mix of several animals.

You're out of that tank.

(So EF1215 is definitely face or mask. Good to know!)

With baseline established, keep using tank 54534 and swap in the next card, DK2315. Record result

You get a diamond helmet. It looks a bit too small to wear, unfortunately.