BECOME A NECROMANCER.
[CHEATING]YOU SUCCEED.
START ATTRACTING A HORDE OF DAEMONS TO GO AND INVADE
[4]SOME DAEMONS BEGIN CIRCLING THE TOWER. THAT IS WHAT YOU WANTED THEM TO INVADE, RIGHT?
SPLASH WATER SO THAT ELDRITCH FUCKWITS SLIP ON THE STAIRS
[5]DEFENCE ADDED: SLIPPERY STAIRS.
TOWER STATUS: STILL EXTREMELY VULNERABLE
BE GIANT FACED MUTANT WORKING AS BUTLER IN TOWER
KILL OWNER OF TOWER WITH GROTESQUE STRENGTH
[5]YOU USE YOUR REALITY-BENDING STRENGTH TO HURL A BOULDER THROUGH THE FABRIC OF REALITY, ALLOWING YOU TO STRIKE DOWN THE OWNER DESPITE HIM BEING IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION. HE DIES. THE TOWER IS NOW FOR SALE.
[CURRENT HIGHEST BID: 100 WIZARDOLLARS - ELDRITCH RESEARCH CENTRE]
CALL ACHMED TO GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
[6]UNFORTUNATELY, ACHMED DOESN'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO HIS SPELLS. HE TELEPORTS YOU, ALONG WITH THE CIRCLING ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS AND A SIZEABLE CHUNK OF THE DIMENSION, BACK TO THE REAL WORLD.
[TOWER STATUS: 3,000 METRES ABOVE PACIFIC OCEAN]
REVIVE AS AN UNDEAD GOD OF FLARES!
[1]YOU CAST FLARE ON YOURSELF. YOU TAKE 9999 DAMAGE AND DIE.
BECOME KING OF TOWER
NUKE ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP ME
[4]YOU APPOINT YOURSELF KING OF THE TOWER AND PREPARE NUKE AS A COUNTERSPELL.
>Shrug and hide in a(n unplugged) fridge instead.
>Hope Achmed shows up soon.
[4]HAH! THOSE ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS HATE CHILLED FOOD! THEY'D NEVER CHECK A FRIDGE!
ASCEND TO BECOME MACHINE-GOD OF MANKIND
[2]NO. THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MAGIC, REALLY.
Consume all the eldrich monsters and become the most scary one of them all. Kirby
[6]YOU CONSUME ALL OF THE ELDRITCH MONSTERS. UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR PRESENCE WAS HOLDING BACK THE HCTIRDLE MONSTERS. ULUHTC IS NOW CIRCLING THE TOWER.
use more magic to stop gravity from killing my by floating in midair
[6]IN YOUR PANIC, YOU PULL OUT THE WRONG REAGENT POUCH; USING A ROC FEATHER INSTEAD OF A CHICKEN FEATHER SENDS YOU FLYING INTO SPACE.
Summon ever-expanding feces in people's eyes and mouths
[EW]NO.
OOPS WELL I GUESS WHILST BEING INSIDE, SHOOT THE WALLS OF THE TOWER WITH MISSILES
[1]YOUR MISSILE LAUNCHER EXPLODES, DESTROYING THE FLOOR. YOU FALL OUT OF THE TOWER, SOMEHOW, EVEN THOUGH IT'S FALLING. WIZARDS DON'T OBEY PHYSICS.
Poke GM questioningly?
POKE GM HARDER.
SIGH LOUDLY.
DO AN ANTSY LITTLE DANCE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S THE SEVENTH. THAT'S THE SAME NUMBER AS THE PREVIOUS UPDATE! THERE WAS NO DELAY.
SPOILER: UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
ULUHTC WILL INTERRUPT THE NEXT TURN AFTER [6] ACTIONS.
ULUHTC'S HCTIRDLE BARRIER PROTECTS AGAINST ATTACKS!
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