FUCKIT ANNIHILATE THIS DIMENSION
[1]YOU ANNIHILATE YOUR PRIVATE DIMENSION, WHICH YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE IN.
Make a better shield! Or like mage armor or something.
[6]YOU CAST FIGHTER ARMOUR. IT'S LIKE MAGE ARMOUR, EXCEPT IT'S DESIGNED FOR FIGHTERS--IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR SPELLCASTING.
THROW UP A SHIELD TO AVOID GETTING NUKED
[2]YOU FORGET HOW TO CAST SHIELD, AND CAST SWORD INSTEAD. THE SWORD CLATTERS TO THE GROUND USELESSLY.
THROW UP A SHIELD TO AVOID GETTING NUKED
NUKE THE SHIELD
[4]INSTEAD OF NUKING THE SHIELD, YOU NUKE WHERE THE SHIELD WOULD HAVE BEEN. PENCIL ART IS ANNIHILATED.
Seek a new set of ruins to guard!
(3)YOU DECIDE THAT, TECHNICALLY, THE FLYING TOWER YOU'RE IN IS RUINS. YOU CAN'T REALLY SHOP AROUND, SINCE LEAVING THE TOWER WOULD RESULT IN YOU FALLING TO DEATH.
RUIN SARRAK
ONE DAY HOBSON SMASH EVERYTHING
[3]YOU PUNCH THE TOWER BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT "ONE DAY HOBSON" IS. IT HURTS.
JUST OPEN UP A PORTAL TO THE WARP
[6]THE TOWER GOES THROUGH THE PORTAL. THE TOWER IS NOW FALLING THROUGH THE WARP.
HEY LOOK A FLYING TOWER. I SHOULD BRING IT DOWN WITH A HOMING MISSILE
[3]YOU FIRE A HOMING MISSILE, BUT IT ONLY GLANCES OFF THE TOWER'S TOP DUE TO ITS EXTREME SPEED.
NOTE FOR SILLY PEOPLE: YOU SPAWN IN THE TOWER.
WONDER HOW THE POLICE ARE AFTER ME IF EVERYBODY LOVES ME. TELL CHARMED POLICE TO NOT KILL ME AND TO TAKE A HIKE.
[2]THERE ARE NO POLICE NEARBY.
OPEN A DIMENSIONAL RIFT TO HELL
ONE ACTION PER TURN.
Create Teenage Mutant Vegetarians. They'll save the world.
[1]YOUR ALCHEMY KIT EXPLODES, KILLING YOU AND DESTROYING PART OF THE TOWER.
Come into existence from the dust of the flare that settles, being the source of all magic, incarnate.
[4]OKAY.
Make them things that exist.
[2]NO. I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE.
HONK.
[6]YOUR HONKING ATTRACTS SEVERAL ELDRITCH MONSTROSITIES. THEY BEGIN CIRCLING THE TOWER.
CONSUME THAT GUY'S SOUL WITH DARK MAGIC TO FUEL MY NEXT ACTION /\
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[3]YOU NIBBLE ON HIS SOUL FOR A BIT BEFORE DECIDING THAT IT NEEDS MORE SALT. YOU CHECK THE MAP, BUT THERE ARE NO ELDRITCH-MARTS IN THE VICINITY. DARN.
magic teleport out to charge giant magic laser spell
[1]YOU "TELEPORT" OUTSIDE THE TOWER, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WARP HAS GRAVITY. YOU ARE NOW FALLING.
SPONTANEOUSLY GROW A THIRD EYE ON MY FOREHEAD. THAT SHOOTS LASERS.
[1]YOUR HEAD EXPLODES FROM THE STRAIN OF TRYING TO GROW A THIRD EYE.
HIDE IN BATHTUB
[2]THE TOWER'S BATHTUB WAS DESTROYED BY ONE OF THE MANY RECENT SPELLS.
Is there any limit on posting other than not to double-post?
Use the energy of consumed soul to harvest more.
ONE ACTION PER TURN.
DO A THING
ONE ACTION PER TURN.
I will definitely post an update Friday, barring unforeseen circumstances.
* Tawarochir loudly wonders what the unforeseen circumstance was
FORGETFULNESS.
LOCATION: TOWER FALLING THROUGH WARP
INDIVIDUAL STATUSES: TEMPORARILY GONE
ASSASSINATION SQUAD ARRIVING IN: 2 TURNS
TOWER LANDING IN: UNKNOWN
MONSTROSITIES: CIRCLING