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Author Topic: ROLL TO MAGIC: ULUHTC ATTACKS  (Read 7484 times)

Elephant Parade

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ROLL TO MAGIC: ULUHTC ATTACKS
« on: January 29, 2015, 09:41:03 pm »

YOU IN WIZARD TOWER. ARGUING WITH OTHER WIZARDS. SUDDENLY, THE ARGUMENT TURNS VIOLENT. WANDS ARE DRAWN.

WHAT DO?
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Tawa

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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2015, 09:42:12 pm »

USE MASS CHARM AND STOP THEM FROM KILLING ME
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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2015, 09:43:50 pm »

Resurrect first victim of the argument as my undead guardian!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2015, 09:44:19 pm »

Destroy the rest of the whirlpool sarlacc's tentacles with my mech's laser cannon.
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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2015, 09:54:30 pm »

REVEAL MY SECRET ALLIGENCE TO TZEENTCH BY ACTIVATING A BUNCH OF DEADLY TRAPS PLACED NEAR WHERE WIZARDS ARE STANDING RIGHT UNDER. THEN MIND CONTROL THE SURVIVORS.
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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2015, 10:25:45 pm »

Make with the magic shield.
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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2015, 11:17:22 pm »

NUKE THE WIZARDS
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2015, 11:26:21 pm »

MAGIC FLARE EVERYTHING!
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Elephant Parade

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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2015, 11:35:30 pm »

USE MASS CHARM AND STOP THEM FROM KILLING ME
[6]YOU ACCIDENTALLY CHARM THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE WIZARD POLICE NOTICE, AND SEND OUT AN ASSASSINATION SQUAD.

Resurrect first victim of the argument as my undead guardian!
[1]YOU KILL YOURSELF AND RESURRECT YOURSELF AS AN UNDEAD GUARDIAN. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU BOTCHED THE RITUAL; YOU'RE THE TOWER'S GUARDIAN NOW.

Destroy the rest of the whirlpool sarlacc's tentacles with my mech's laser cannon.
[2]THOSE ARE NOT THINGS THAT EXIST.

REVEAL MY SECRET ALLIGENCE TO TZEENTCH BY ACTIVATING A BUNCH OF DEADLY TRAPS PLACED NEAR WHERE WIZARDS ARE STANDING RIGHT UNDER. THEN MIND CONTROL THE SURVIVORS.
[2]NO. NONE OF THAT HAPPENS.

Make with the magic shield.
[3]YOU CREATE A LOW-CLASS APPRENTICE'S SHIELD. IT CAN PROTECT YOU FROM A WIDE VARIETY OF ARCANE ATTACKS, INCLUDING:
  • WATERBALLS
  • ICE-CREAM STORMS
  • LIGHT BOLTS

NUKE THE WIZARDS
[5]YOU CAST NUKE ON THE REST OF THE WIZARD CASTLE, KNOCKING IT TO THE GROUND. THE TOWER FALLS AND COLLAPSES. SARRAK CRIES.

MAGIC FLARE EVERYTHING!
[6]YOU ANNIHILATE THE FALLEN CASTLE, KILLING THE REMAINING NPC WIZARDS. THE TOWER IS SENT FLYING AWAY. UNFORTUNATELY, THE FLARE ALSO VAPORIZES YOU. YOU ARE DEAD. SARRAK CRIES AGAIN.

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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2015, 11:58:51 pm »

FUCKIT ANNIHILATE THIS DIMENSION
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2015, 11:59:06 pm »

Make a better shield! Or like mage armor or something.
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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2015, 12:00:50 am »

NUKE ERRYTHING
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2015, 12:22:36 am »

THROW UP A SHIELD TO AVOID GETTING NUKED
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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2015, 12:45:59 am »

THROW UP A SHIELD TO AVOID GETTING NUKED
NUKE THE SHIELD
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO MAGIC
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2015, 04:03:42 am »

Seek a new set of ruins to guard!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.
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