USE MASS CHARM AND STOP THEM FROM KILLING ME
[6]YOU ACCIDENTALLY CHARM THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE WIZARD POLICE NOTICE, AND SEND OUT AN ASSASSINATION SQUAD.
Resurrect first victim of the argument as my undead guardian!
[1]YOU KILL YOURSELF AND RESURRECT YOURSELF AS AN UNDEAD GUARDIAN. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU BOTCHED THE RITUAL; YOU'RE THE TOWER'S GUARDIAN NOW.
Destroy the rest of the whirlpool sarlacc's tentacles with my mech's laser cannon.
[2]THOSE ARE NOT THINGS THAT EXIST.
REVEAL MY SECRET ALLIGENCE TO TZEENTCH BY ACTIVATING A BUNCH OF DEADLY TRAPS PLACED NEAR WHERE WIZARDS ARE STANDING RIGHT UNDER. THEN MIND CONTROL THE SURVIVORS.
[2]NO. NONE OF THAT HAPPENS.
Make with the magic shield.
[3]YOU CREATE A LOW-CLASS APPRENTICE'S SHIELD. IT CAN PROTECT YOU FROM A WIDE VARIETY OF ARCANE ATTACKS, INCLUDING:
- WATERBALLS
- ICE-CREAM STORMS
- LIGHT BOLTS
NUKE THE WIZARDS
[5]YOU CAST NUKE ON THE REST OF THE WIZARD CASTLE, KNOCKING IT TO THE GROUND. THE TOWER FALLS AND COLLAPSES. SARRAK CRIES.
MAGIC FLARE EVERYTHING!
[6]YOU ANNIHILATE THE FALLEN CASTLE, KILLING THE REMAINING NPC WIZARDS. THE TOWER IS SENT FLYING AWAY. UNFORTUNATELY, THE FLARE ALSO VAPORIZES YOU. YOU ARE DEAD. SARRAK CRIES AGAIN.
LOCATION: SOARING TOWER
TAWAROCHIR: WANTED
SARRAK: DEPRESSED UNDEAD/UNEMPLOYED GUARDIAN
NAV: CONFUSED
POKETWO: NO STATUS
BERIUS: USELESS SHIELD
ORANGE WIZARD: WORLD-CLASS VANDAL
AMA: DEAD
ASSASSINATION SQUAD ARRIVING IN: 3 TURNS
TOWER LANDING IN: 2 TURNS