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Author Topic: ROLL TO SURVIVE  (Read 4699 times)

Nidilap

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ROLL TO SURVIVE
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:40:36 am »

YOU WERE ALL IN A PLANE

IT CRASHED

YOU GUYS SURVIVED

THERE IS NOTHING BUT FOREST FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES

WHAT DO YOU DO
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2015, 09:46:11 am »

FIND FOOD
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LuckyKobold

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2015, 10:47:16 am »

BECOME GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK AND ALL FOREST FOR 50 MILES AROUND!

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2015, 11:25:12 am »

tame the wild beasts to be my companions and hunt for me
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Hawk132

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2015, 11:27:17 am »

BECOME GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK AND ALL FOREST FOR 50 MILES AROUND!
BACKHAND THIS GUY. THEN GO FIND SOME FOOD.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2015, 12:27:57 pm »

SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL IN EXCHANGE FOR A GIANT MECH WITH CHAINSAW ARMS
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2015, 12:44:03 pm »

go downhill until I find a stream, follow to civilization
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Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2015, 02:17:03 pm »

CHECK ON PILOT/CREW, UNLESS THERE IS PASSENGER/S NEAR ME NEEDING HELP
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2015, 02:42:56 pm »

WHAT DO I HAVE???
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Yourmaster

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2015, 03:35:54 pm »

subjugate some natives.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2015, 03:43:02 pm »

subjugate some natives.

I Already Covered That, Although I Could Use An Adviser!

WillowLuman

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2015, 03:43:54 pm »

BURN IT DOWN
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2015, 08:31:03 pm »

FIND FOOD

[4] OH BOY A BERRY BUSH!  THOSES ARE LINGENBERRIES TOO!

BECOME GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK AND ALL FOREST FOR 50 MILES AROUND!

[AUTOFAIL] YOU CANT BE A GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK OR 50 MILES WORTH OF FOREST WITH A BROKEN NECK!

tame the wild beasts to be my companions and hunt for me

[3] YOU THROW A NUT AT A SQUIRREL. IT LOOKS HAPPY. IT HOPS AROUND. +1 SQUIRREL

BECOME GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK AND ALL FOREST FOR 50 MILES AROUND!
BACKHAND THIS GUY. THEN GO FIND SOME FOOD.

[6] YOU SLAP HIM WITH GREAT POWER. IN FACT, YOU SLAP HIS CHIN IN SUCH A WAY, IT GUIDES ITSELF INTO A LOUD SNAP, AND HE FALLS OVER. FOUND SOME FOOD!

SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL IN EXCHANGE FOR A GIANT MECH WITH CHAINSAW ARMS

[3] YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL, HOWEVER, HE EXPLAINS TO YOU THAT AFTER THE HUGE APOCALYPSE, MANY OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SOLD OUT THE MECHS WITH CHAINSAWS. DANG. BUT THEN HE GIVES YOU A CHAINSAW MADE OF DEMONIC BRIMSTONE! PRETTY RAD. +1 CHAINSAW

go downhill until I find a stream, follow to civilization

[2] YOU WALK DOWN A STREAM, AND FIND A WATERFALL. AND FROM THE CLIFF YOU SEE AN OCEAN OF FOREST. SHIT.

CHECK ON PILOT/CREW, UNLESS THERE IS PASSENGER/S NEAR ME NEEDING HELP

[6] Hey, you made it! And so did... The Bay12 gang. Sigh BUT UH OH THERE IS SOMEONE IN NEED OF HALP. ITS... POCKETWO... no babes.

WHAT DO I HAVE???

[1] Hey look, a HUGE FUCKING BRANCH JAMMED IN YOUR LEGS.

subjugate some natives.

[AUTOFAIL] NO NATIVES. DANG.

BURN IT DOWN

[1] YOU PULL OUT SOME JET FUEL SOMEHOW, BUT DROWN IN IT. IT HURTS! AND YOU DIE!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

WillowLuman

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2015, 08:32:44 pm »

SOMEHOW COMBUST FUEL BY DECOMPOSING IN IT, LIGHTING FOREST ON FIRE.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2015, 08:34:01 pm »

DEVOTE MYSELF TO CHAOS UNDIVIDED TO PUNISH THE GM FOR THE CRIME OF MISSPELLING MY NAME!!!!!!!!
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