FIND FOOD
[4] OH BOY A BERRY BUSH! THOSES ARE LINGENBERRIES TOO!
BECOME GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK AND ALL FOREST FOR 50 MILES AROUND!
[AUTOFAIL] YOU CANT BE A GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK OR 50 MILES WORTH OF FOREST WITH A BROKEN NECK!
tame the wild beasts to be my companions and hunt for me
[3] YOU THROW A NUT AT A SQUIRREL. IT LOOKS HAPPY. IT HOPS AROUND.
+1 SQUIRRELBECOME GRAND LORD ULTRA SUPREME PROFESSOR BOSS KING OF THE PLANE WRECK AND ALL FOREST FOR 50 MILES AROUND!
BACKHAND THIS GUY. THEN GO FIND SOME FOOD.
[6] YOU SLAP HIM WITH GREAT POWER. IN FACT, YOU SLAP HIS CHIN IN SUCH A WAY, IT GUIDES ITSELF INTO A LOUD SNAP, AND HE FALLS OVER. FOUND SOME FOOD!
SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL IN EXCHANGE FOR A GIANT MECH WITH CHAINSAW ARMS
[3] YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL, HOWEVER, HE EXPLAINS TO YOU THAT AFTER THE HUGE APOCALYPSE, MANY OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SOLD OUT THE MECHS WITH CHAINSAWS. DANG. BUT THEN HE GIVES YOU A CHAINSAW MADE OF DEMONIC BRIMSTONE! PRETTY RAD.
+1 CHAINSAWgo downhill until I find a stream, follow to civilization
[2] YOU WALK DOWN A STREAM, AND FIND A WATERFALL. AND FROM THE CLIFF YOU SEE AN OCEAN OF FOREST. SHIT.
CHECK ON PILOT/CREW, UNLESS THERE IS PASSENGER/S NEAR ME NEEDING HELP
[6] Hey, you made it! And so did... The Bay12 gang.
Sigh BUT UH OH THERE IS SOMEONE IN NEED OF HALP. ITS... POCKETWO... no babes.
WHAT DO I HAVE???
[1] Hey look, a HUGE FUCKING BRANCH JAMMED IN YOUR LEGS.
subjugate some natives.
[AUTOFAIL] NO NATIVES. DANG.
BURN IT DOWN
[1] YOU PULL OUT SOME JET FUEL SOMEHOW, BUT DROWN IN IT. IT HURTS! AND YOU DIE!