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[Beast Tamer]

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You would be a charismatic rogue master of dodging, and you would die in the town of Blackcloud, of a rare disease.

I do prefer brains and subtly over brawn.

First Name only:

You would be a respected priest who would lead an army of 5000 men, and you would die in the town of Dreadfulsand, killed by bogeymen.

Joke's on you, I'm agnostic!

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You would be a infamous rogue with a incredible talent to survive in the nature, and you would die in the desert of Blackroc, ate by a lion.

Eaten. As for the nature part, I don't do nature.

Middle Name:

You would be a legendary knife thrower who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the marshes of Littletower, of old age.

...?

[maxcat61]

Full Name:
"You would be a very afraid killer with a great intelligence, and you would die in the hills of Deepdream, of a rare disease. "
Sounds like me, even down to the rare disease.

First Name:
"You would be a very afraid swordman who would lead an army of 5000 men, and you would die in the hills of Bloodyway, ate by a lion. "
Cowardly and devoured by a lion. Nice

Middle Name:
"You would be a weak slayer known as "The Fearless Chicken", and you would die in the canyons of Stickyroc, assassinated in your sleep by bandits. "
A Weak Chicken.

Last Name
"You would be a ridiculous lord with a incredible talent to survive in the nature, and you would die in the wastelands of Greathead, during a fight with goblins. "
Sounds like fun. Does that make me a noble Tarzan?

Username:
"You would be a weak priest who would kill eleven dragons in his life, and you would die in the forest of Peacefulteeth, against a dragon. "

"Hi: Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Armok? He who..."
16 hours later, the Dragon goes insane from No Sleep, and attacks nearby support. It dies in the cave in. I count this a success, and go preach to the next dragon.
*Repeat till the 11th dragon*
"Hi: Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Arm-"
(Dragon) "No Soliciting" *Burns me to a crisp"

[Tarqiup Inua]

You would be a very famous ambusher who would kill eleven dragons in his life, and you would die in the town of Whitecloud, killed by bogeymen.
Fitting... it's always the boogeymen... and the dragons, they always come in elevens...

[Bearcoon]

My name Tou'l Keel
You would be a weak crossbowman who would dedicate his life to the mushroom collection, and you would die in the town of Eyestower, ate by a lion.

my name Tou'l Kee'l
You would be a legendary hammerman with a great intelligence, and you would die in the mountains of Blacksky, ate by a lion.

[Gallahan]

First name : You would be a very afraid priest who would be loved by animals, and you would die in the canyons of Peacefulocean, of a rare disease.

Beloved by animals? Rare disease? Dying in a place called Peacefulocean?
Sounds good to me.

Last Name: You would be a weak crossbowman with a incredible talent to survive in the nature, and you would die in the forest of Lastcry, of a rare disease.

... There's a recurring theme here. Also looks like I wasn't talented enough.

[Gergow44]

You would be a very famous thief who would be loved by animals, and you would die in the canyons of Deepdream, assassinated in your sleep by bandits.
Sounds about right.

[IRON_GAUNTLET]

You would be a hated mercenary who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the hills of Blackdream, ate by a lion.

that's what I'm talking about. Get over here, ladys!

[contheman]

You would be a mythic thief known as "The Red Demon", and you would die in the town of Purplehead, against a dragon.

I thought that I had learned not to rob dragons from Beowulf, but I guess I got to big for my britches.  I feel like "The Red Demon" and "Purplehead" sound like euphemisms.

[Spehss _]

You would be a respected maceman known as "The Fearless Chicken", and you would die in the mountains of Greatroc, poisoned.

[ZM5]

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You would be a ridiculous swordman known as "The Red Demon", and you would die in the jungle of Blacksand, because you have no eaten for twelve days.
Badass. Aside from the way of death.

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You would be a ridiculous ambusher who would possess a great farm, and you would die in the mountains of Stickyway, during an ambush.
Ambusher ain't really my style. No fun stabbing soemone in the back without them retaliating.

First name only:

You would be a hated maceman who would be loved by animals, and you would die in the mountains of Whitesky, in a fire.

Beastmaster should be an actual adventurer skill.

Last name only:

You would be a infamous bowman known as "The Arm of the God", and you would die in the town of Deeproad, of a rare disease.

Holy shit, that's a badass title.

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You would be a random killer known as "The Red Demon", and you would die in the town of Purplesand, killed by bogeymen.

Red Demon again? Killed by Bogeymen is lame though.

[quamzie]

Dead person.

[Jorn Stones]

You would be a anonym peasant who would kill eleven dragons in his life, and you would die in the canyons of Peacefulroc, during an ambush.

ELEVEN??

[Dunamisdeos]

I put in my username, and got something dumb about climbing mountains and infection.

I put in my actual name, and got: You would be a famous maceman known as "The Arm of the God", and you would die in the canyons of Lastsky, against a dragon.

 

[Polochon]

First name:
You would be a infamous maceman master in the use of weapons, and you would die in the mountains of Greyocean, killed by landslide.

Last name:
You would be a famous explorer known as "The Fearless Chicken", and you would die in the wastelands of Liquidsand, ate by a lion.

The Fearless Chicken 

[DragonDePlatino]

You would be a charismatic shield user known as "The Arm of the God", and you would die in the desert of Ultimatedream, in a fire.

Huh. A shield user that gets burned alive. Neat.